Howie’s Columns

She was only selling illegal-alien heroin dealers the drivers’ licenses Americans could no longer be bothered selling. So why are the feds packing a thieving Dominican named Evelyn…
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There comes a night when the best get tight, Rudyard Kipling once wrote, and that night came Monday for a thirsty payroll patriot by the name of John A. O’Leary of Bolton. I don’t…
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Gov. Charlie “Tall Deval” Baker makes $151,799.96 a year. That makes the state’s CEO merely the 2669th highest paid person on the state payroll. If you’ve been wondering why the…
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Instead of railing against “bleephole countries,” President Trump probably should have said something along the lines of how he talked in 2016 about the Muslim countries that are…
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This Fusion GPS hoax is going to be a bigger political scandal than Watergate. Think about it – Hillary Clinton and the DNC paid big bucks to the dirty tricksters at Fusion GPS to…
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Sometimes when something really bad used to happen at the State House, I would ask the late Bob Crane why anyone would do something that stupid, and he always had the same answer:…
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I loved Bob Crane. He was the state treasurer for 26 years, and in the 27 years since he left office, there have been five state treasurers, mostly because they all had big egos,…
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Finally, an awards show I’m interested in – the first annual Fake News Awards, to be unveiled Monday at 5 p.m. by President Donald J. Trump at the White House. Will there be a…
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As of 3:12 yesterday afternoon, Willard Mitt Romney’s “geotag” on Twitter was “Massachusetts.” By 5:45, it had been changed to “Holladay, Utah.” It seems pretty clear where this…
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As 2018 begins, Donald Trump seems to channeling Theodore Roosevelt. TR famously said, “Speak softly and carry a big stick,” which Trump only half believes – the big stick part.…
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