Howie’s Columns

Whatever happened to the Eighth Amendment to the Constitution — you know, the one prohibiting infliction of “cruel and unusual punishment” on prisoners? Rep. Adam Schiff has already…
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Taxation without representation has always been a non-starter in Massachusetts, all the way back to the Boston Tea Party in 1773. But Gov. Charlie Baker (rhymes with Faker)…
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Is it too late for me to apply for an entry-level job at the University of Massachusetts? After perusing the latest UMass payroll, I am willing to start at the absolute bottom…
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You can’t out-Bernie Bernie Sanders. That may end up being the epitaph of the fake Indian’s fading campaign for president. Oh sure, she’s still limping along, but at every turn,…
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PALM BEACH – I was there at Mar-a-Lago Thursday night when Gen. Qassem Souleimani got his 72 virgins. No inside information here, but I did want to mention the president’s demeanor…
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Happy New Year! And now it is time for the 2020 predictions of Carrnac the Magnificent: President Trump will be re-elected, much to the chagrin of the very fake news media, and for…
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The crooked state trooper du jour is ex-Lt. John Giulino. This 69-year-old street boss in the racketeering enterprise known as the Massachusetts State Police pleaded guilty in state…
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Here’s a suggested New Year’s resolution for Sen. Elizabeth Warren. Stop the lying, fake Indian! Just say no. One day at a time … try to tell the truth. Speaking with forked…
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Whenever any criminal conspiracy begins to unravel, one overriding question always emerges, about the fate of each low-level perp who actually carried out the felonious instructions of…
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Gov. Charlie Baker was against automatic gas tax increases before he was for them. These photos are from 2014, when Tall Deval was running for governor as, believe it or not, a…
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