Police Blotter Fax Friday: Investi-gators & bruised bananas

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Runners-up do not win a prize, but they were still funny enough to be featured:

Teacher busted after students find her meth at family fun night [MUGSHOT] | CHRISTINA COULTER – Fox News

Woman steals street sweeper, leads deputies on wild pursuit [VIDEO] | Fox 35 News

Florida man hides gator in garage, said he didn’t want someone to eat it [GATOR PICS] | SARA FILIPS – WFLA News

Accused Altar Desecrator Being Sought [MUGSHOT] | LAURA MINIARD – The Smoking Gun

Slippery character in banana costume arrested for public urination in Key West [BANANA MUGSHOT] | YARON STEINBUCH – The New York Post

Behold, the winners of this week’s Police Blotter Fax!

Un-bear-able! Naughty koala eats thousands of seedlings bound for wildlife park | NATALIE O’NEILL – The New York Post

A man faked heart attacks 20 times at fancy restaurants to avoid paying the bill | JOSHUA ZITSER & THIBAULT SPIRLET – Insider

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