Naked man tries to kidnap 7-year-old tourist from mother at Portland park – Fox News

Dog accidentally turns on toaster, sparking Maryland house fire that killed 3 family pets – New York Post

Husband accused of stabbing wife 24 times to make her stop talking, prosecutors say – KKTV

Dogwalker who shot himself arrested for impersonating FBI agent – Mid Hudson News

Maryland bank robbery suspect allegedly steals kitten, asks employee to hold it before demanding cash – New York Post

Naked Woman Was Driving With Guns, Drugs – The Smoking Gun

Man spent 8 hours in porta-potty tank retrieving Mountain Dew bottle, company says – ABC 45 News

Spearman Busted For Exposing His Spear, Man – The Smoking Gun