Harvard puts out tin cup as Trump brings the heat

The United States of America somehow gets by with one vice president.

Harvard University, on the other hand, needs 12 – at least that’s what it says on page 23 of the 102-page prospectus for Harvard’s latest $675-million money grab from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

The pablum-puking pinkos are looking for the Maura Healey-controlled Mass. Development Finance Agency to help them line up some buyers for their la-de-dah offering to build another edifice to their wonderfulness, where prayer will be prohibited. (It’s right there in the document.)

According to the Free Beacon, which spotted this latest Harvard heist, the Crimson comrades are already into the hack-infested state agency for $1.169 in bond offerings from 2024-25.

I suppose this is just the Commonwealth basically guaranteeing the bonds, in addition to not taxing the trust-funded turds. But why are Harvard bonds tax free?

Whatever happened to their beloved “fair shares” and the wealth taxes proposed by their first Native-American professor who as it turns out was speaking with forked tongue about her DNA?

Plus, Harvards admits they have an endowment of $56.9 billion. Yet they still have the audacity to rattle their tin cup on the steps of Widener Library.

Twelve vice presidents? Seriously. And you know there are lot more of these phony-baloney paper shufflers and pencil sharpeners making a half-million or so a year. The ones on this list are just the caporegime vice presidents.

You can get there’s plenty more doing nothing in Harvard Square except denouncing western civilization to the tune of a half-million a year.

We don’t have access to the Harvard payroll, but the state payroll includes the University of Massachusetts, and they have 1,141 hacks with “vice” in their titles.

If you just narrow the job title down to some variation of “VC”– as in vice chancellor – you come up with 1,576 names, a huge percentage of them hyphenated.

During Vietnam, they called the Viet Cong VC. Now it turns out that ZooMass president Marty Meehan has more VC working for him than Ho Chi Minh did.

But here’s the thing about Harvard choking on overpaid bureaucratic hacks. Since Trump’s return, they have done nothing but cry poor mouth. MAGA is crushing Veritas.

Remember the headlines last year about how some monkeys in Pittsburgh were going to have to be euthanized because Harvard couldn’t afford $75,000?

Then they said they were going to have to kill some dogs, an outrageous canard that compelled PETA to point out that Harvard’s hounds were never going to get out of those labs alive.

Then they said they were going to have to throw out some ancient toenail clippings because the refrigeration bills were too high. Followed by how Harvard wouldn’t be able repaint the roofs on 32 homes in South Africa.

And my favorite scare headline of all:

“Harvard halts plans to give out 100 air conditioners in Boston.”

Oh no!

But they do seem to have unlimited funds for… vice presidents.

There’s a lot of good stuff in the prospectus, or whatever it’s called. As part of full disclosure, Harvard must list any potential problems, beyond its own overweening smugness.

As you might imagine, the darkest cloud on Harvard’s horizon is the Trump administration. Harvard opines that the Americans’ crackdown on the school’s storied racism, anti-Semitism, classism, snobbery etc. may have “a material adverse effect on the current and future financial profile and operating performance of the University.”

God, I hope so. This is what I voted for.

Decimating the Islamic Republic would be good. Taking a wrecking ball to Harvard University once and for all – that would be beyond wonderful.

At least Harvard still has those 12 vice presidents to go out and denounce Donald Trump in no uncertain terms. The only surprise is that only one of them has a hyphenated last name – the vice president of Human Resources, wouldn’t you know it.

That’s a lot of vice presidents, but nothing special by modern standards of “higher” education.

At UMass, for example, let’s return to the list of Viet Cong, I mean, vice chancellors.

Here is a list of some of the kinds of vice chancellors UMass has on the payroll, generally in the range of $731,683 (chancellor) down to assistant vice chancellor ($322,403 a year):

Executive vice chancellor ($699,175), deputy executive vice chancellor ($533,561), vice chancellor ($433,538), senior associate vice chancellor ($342,478), vice chancellor of DEI ($338,702), assistant vice chancellor ($322,286), associate vice chancellor ($281,800).

This is just a sampling. Most of these fancy titles are owned by multiple very important box-checkers, somebody’s Sapphic soulmates or assorted transitioning beta males

Then there are the provosts – vice provosts, senior vice provosts, associate vice provosts, etc.

Not to mention the hybrid hacks, like the provost vice chancellor.

And this is just UMass. Can you imagine what we’d find if we had a Harvard payroll.

There’s an old story about A. Lawrence Lowell, who was president of Harvard from 1909 to 1933. One day during World War I someone called at his office in Cambridge and was snottily informed by his secretary that Lowell was out of the office.

“The President is in Washington,” the secretary harrumphed, “visiting Mr. Wilson.”

And now, more than 100 years later, the current president of Harvard has as many vice presidents as Jesus had disciples.

Maybe it’s time for another Last Supper.