A YEAR IN FAKE NEWS

Honest journalism is so yesterday.

If you’ve grown weary of reading the endless slobbering woke headlines churned out by the most liberal of rags, you aren’t alone. Taking one for the team, I looked back over 2022. I have compiled some of the most insufferable puff pieces, highlighted the hyper-Trump-targeted articles, and pointed out which propaganda was just plain false.

While the torrent of Democrat drivel may seem overwhelming, try to look on the bright side. Because it always can—and likely will—get much worse in 2023.

 

THESE PIECES COULD’VE DONE WITHOUT SUCH PUFF

Nothing will top the Fake News’ sycophantic fawning over what is, at best, mediocrity and, at worst, devious corruption. The comrades worked hard this year at the difficult task of making limousine liberals, incompetent idiots and dishonest doctors look good.

Karine Jean-Pierre Will Become White House’s 1st Black Press Secretary | May 5, 2022 — NPR

Liz Cheney, the Republican From the State of Reality | August 12, 2022 — The Atlantic

Gisele Fetterman, Forging on Through Her Husband’s Heated Senate Race | October 19, 2022 — The Washington Post

Dr. Anthony Fauci, “an Iconic Public Servant” | December 14, 2022 — The New York Times

A Political Stunt Sent 49 Migrants to Martha’s Vineyard. Open Arms Welcomed Them. | December 16, 2022 — The Boston Globe

2022 Person of the Year: Volodymyr Zelenskyy | December 7, 2022 — TIME Magazine

 

Anthony Fauci, Director, National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, National Institutes of Health, testifies during the Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions hearing to examine stopping the spread of monkeypox, focusing on the Federal response, in Washington, Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2022. (AP Photo/Cliff Owen)

 

FASHION IS DEAD, AND THE DEMOCRATS KILLED IT

Whether they’re talking war-hero Zelenskyy’s vomit-green-colored sweatshirt, always-victorious Brandon’s sunglasses, or the folkloric John Fetterman’s size-small shorts, the Enemy of the People wants you to know that their emperors indeed have clothes, all of which are rather “stylish!”

The Man in the Olive Green Tee | March 21, 2022 — The New York Times

The Return of Aviator Joe | August 17, 2022 — The New York Times

The Vulnerability of John Fetterman | October 10, 2022 — New York Magazine

 

Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman, Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate, thanks supporters following a discussion with Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., at Stolen Sun Craft Brewing Company in Exton, Pa., on Saturday, Oct. 22, 2022. (AP Photo/Joe Lamberti)

 

NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, THIS TIME, TRUMP IS TOAST

Of course it wouldn’t be a post-presidency year for Donald J. Trump without its share of witch hunts old and new, primetime kangaroo court hearings, and calls to release his tax returns. In 2022 there was a new twist: the Trump family’s Florida mansion raided by the FBI, a new installment in the Democrat endless jihad that, like everything else since 2015, came up short. But don’t worry, they’ll definitely get him next year. Pinky promise!

Cassidy Hutchinson’s Testimony is Too Incriminating for the DOJ to Ignore | June 29, 2022 — The Hill

Trump Had More Than 300 Classified Documents at Mar-a-Lago | August 22, 2022 — The New York Times

Jan. 6 Panel Subpoenas Trump | October 22, 2022 — NPR

Jan. 6 Committee Sends DOJ Historic Criminal Referral of Trump Over Capitol Riot | December 19, 2022 — CNBC

Trump Paid $0 In Taxes In 2020—Here’s What To Know About His Tax Returns | December 22, 2022 — Forbes

 

President-elect Donald Trump speaks during a news conference in the lobby of Trump Tower in New York, Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2017, in New York. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

 

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, SOME STORIES TURNED OUT TO BE JUST PLAIN FALSE

The fact checkers are too busy flagging your Facebook posts to conduct even the most basic reality checks on the nonsense spewed by Very Fake News. We may never know the truth of much of what state-run media parroted for their fellow travelers in the Democrat party this year. But as 2022 ends, one thing is certain: we’ll never know what really happened early one Friday morning in October at the Pelosi mansion in San Francisco.

Why Kids Under 5 Who Had COVID-19 Still Need Vaccines | June 18, 2022 — TIME Magazine

Kamala Harris Says Birth Control, Same-Sex Marriage At Risk With Roe Decision | June 24, 2022 — The Huffington Post

The U.S. May Be Losing the Fight Against Monkeypox, Scientists Say | July 8, 2022 — The New York Times

The GOP has Paul Pelosi’s Blood on Its Hands | November 3, 2022 — NBC News

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