Test your Karen Read knowledge with Canton Confidential Quiz 3

Have you been following the second Karen Read murder trial?

Test your knowledge of the case with our third (and probably final, unless they rig the
verdict again) Canton Confidential quiz.

Answers at bottom.

If you get more than 15 correct answers, Judge Auntie Bev would undoubtedly designate
you an “alternate” and instantly dismiss you from the jury next week because you are much
too familiar with all the good reasons to vote not guilty on all three counts.

Good luck!

1. Which non-Canton thug cop had his own office at the Canton PD?
A. BPD’s Brian Albert B. MSP’s Michael Proctor C. ATF’s Brian Higgins

2. Which local cop testified that about putting blood evidence in red Solo cups: “They hold
liquid terrifically?”
A. Kevin “Fat” Albert B. Paul Gallagher C. Brian Higgins D. Brian Albert

3. In what year did “expert” Shanon Burgess claim to have graduated from UAB?
A. 2020 B. 2022 C. 2024 D. All the above

4. When asked if Michael Proctor was present at his interview of a Canton witness, what
did Trooper Conor Keefe testify under oath?
A. He was there B. He wasn’t there C. He was there and he wasn’t there.

5. Has anyone ever seen Norfolk County DA Meatball Morrissey and WV Gov. Patrick
Morrissey in the same room?
A. Yes B. No.

6. Where does Jill Daniels drink now in Falmouth not that she’s no longer welcome at the
Shipwrecked?
A. Grumpy’s Bar B. The Quahog Republic C. Raw Bar D. Cap’n Crabs

7. Which of the following is not a nickname for disgraced fired state trooper Michael
Proctor?
A. Chip B. Brainiac C. Bear D. Chippy

8. What was Lucky Loughran’s other job besides driving Frankentruck?
A. Fireball delivery driver B. Chris Albert’s pizza-delivery guy C. Zamboni operator D.
MSP taillight destroyer

9. Which of the following was not framed in Norfolk County for a murder they didn’t
commit?
A. Nicola Sacco B. Bartolomeo Vanzetti C. Fred Weichel D. Karen Read

10. Which segregationist Southern Democrat is “expert” Shanon Burgess’ community
college named after?
A. Lester Maddox B. George Wallace C. Robert Byrd D. Harry Byrd

11. Which of the Alberts killed a foreign student in a hit-and-run manslaughter case?
A. Brian Albert B. Kevin Albert C. Chris Albert D. Colin Albert

12. Which Canton cop in an unmarked CPD cruiser ran over an elderly pedestrian in a
crosswalk in Wrentham at dusk?
A. Kenny Berkowitz B. Michael Lank C. Tom Keleher D. Helena Rafferty

13. Which Canton town leader demanded that a TV newsman delete a tweet pointing out
that O’Keefe’s body was found on the lawn of Boston cop Brian Albert because Albert
was “a pillar of the community?”
A. Kenny Berkowitz B. Selectman John “Zip” Connolly C. Ex-Gov. Bill Weld D. Det. Kevin
“Fat” Albert

14. What was the name of the black Lab puppy left to bake alive in a Canton cop’s private
car during the CPD’s 2024 rubber ducky probe?
A. Muffin B. Winston C. Inky D. Midnight

15. Which media personality did a McAlbert groupie denounce online as “TRASH” after Jen
McCabe handily won his poll as most disliked McAlbert?
A. Howie Carr B. John “Baghdad Bob” DePetro C. Kevin Cullen D. Aidan Kearney

16. Which local police departments assisted the Canton PD in their secret raid on the home
of “the Kingpin” during the 6-month rubber ducky investigation?
A. Mass State Police. B. Boston PD C. Stoughton PD D. All the above.

17. What did Sgt. Yuriy Bukhenik say his thumbs up emoji reply to Proctor’s text about “no
nudes so far” really meant?
A. Approval B. Disapproval C. Confusion because English is his third language D.
Acknowledgement

18. How many times was the prime suspect in the Rubber Ducky Caper read his Miranda
rights by crack Canton PD sleuths?
A. None B. One C. Two D. Three

19. How many seconds off was the official accident timeline of prosecution “expert” Shanon
Burgess?

A. Fewer than 10 seconds B. Between 10 & 84,600 seconds C. More than 84,600
seconds.

20. Which Boston TV station ran a breaking story Jan. 30 2022 falsely stating that cops had
obtained ring-camera video of Karen striking O’Keefe, then refused to retract their
bogus fake-news lies for more than 2 years?
A. Channel 4 B. Channel 5 C. Channel 7 D. Channel 25

21. Who first gave Read lawyer David Yannetti a tip that there might be much more to the
death of John O’Keefe than the Norfolk County laws were first letting on?
A. Steve Scanlon B. Kevin Weeks C. Lucky Loughran D. Bartender at Waterfall.

22. What did BPD Off. Kelly Dever blame her mental problems on?
A. PTSD B. Early-onset dementia C. Faulty memory D. Amnesia

23. How many times has Meatball Morrissey ally and Norfolk County clerk of courts Walter
Timilty flunked the bar exam so far?
A. 1 B. 4 C. 6 D. 17

Answers: 1.C, 2. B, 3. D, 4.C, 5.B, 6.C, 7.B, 8.B and C, 9.D, 10.B, 11.C, 12.D, 13.A, 14.B, 15.A,
16.C, 17.D, 18.C, 19.C, 20.A, 21.A, 22.C, 23.C.