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Florida cops mocked for ticketing man driving “Booty Patrol” truck they say “impersonated law enforcement” [PHOTOS] | ALLIE GRIFFIN – The New York Post
Video shows forklift suspending car 20 feet in air to stop theft suspect at Akron car lot [PHOTO] | MARY WALRATH-HOLDRIDGE – Akron Beacon Journal
Texas Southern band member punches heckler in the stands, continues playing [VIDEO] | ISABEL KEANE – The New York Post
Villager who repeatedly chugged wine at Publix ordered to get alcohol evaluation [MUGSHOT] | EMILY MCPHERSON – The Villages News
Woman with German Shepherd arrested in bizarre confrontation over “For Sale” signs [MUGSHOT] | The Villages News
10-foot-long alligator relocated from Boca Grande beach [VIDEO] | PAUL DOLAN – WINK News
LI man chomps off part of roomate’s ear, stabs him with kitchen knife during vicious brawl [MUGSHOT] | MEGAN PALIN – The New York Post
Villager tasered in his bedroom after refusal to cooperate with law enforcement [MUGSHOT] | The Villages News
Spoiler alert: here are the winners of Police Blotter Fax this week!