Whenever Gov. Maura Healey is confronted with news of yet another disaster on her watch, she always has the same answer.
She knew nothing!
As Maura is informed of the latest scandal, indictment, attempted billion-dollar bid-rigging or hair-pulling incident etc., she inevitably claims to be as astonished as everyone else.
The terrible news from her corrupt administration leaves her gob-smacked, flabbergasted, stunned, flummoxed, and of course deeply disappointed, even though whatever the latest catastrophe involves, it is undoubtedly Trump’s fault, not hers.
You may have noticed all the arrests of her beloved illegal aliens that the local feds have been making recently.
Once again Maura plays Mickey the Dunce.
She refers to her beloved gangbangers and career criminals as “residents.”
“I’d like to see from ICE an actual accounting of the residents who’ve been taken,” she complained even before the G-men’s latest roundups in the “Gateway Cities.”
The governor needs to do a little homework about what’s actually happening in Massachusetts.
After the arrest of 11 more welfare fraudsters from the Third World, I mentioned to US attorney Leah Foley how Healey continues to assert that she has no clue why her “residents” are being lugged.
On my radio show I asked the federal prosecutor, what should the governor do to educate herself?
“She can come sit in the courtroom for their initial appearances and hear the evidence that we have,” Foley helpfully suggested, “and read our complaint affidavits that have been filed.
“If she really doesn’t know what’s been going on she can read through (everything) and sit in federal court and find out.”
Well, Maura does have a full schedule, what with all the ribbon-cuttings and the endless Pride Month self-congratulatory events.
But all the feds’ affidavits about Healey’s cholo comrades are publicly available on line.
And since Maura brags about her own career as a prosecutor almost as often as she reminds us of her prowess on the basketball court, she surely knows how to access an affidavit from court.
As you can see, the feds’ documents even include photos of most of the foreign freeloaders, so Maura can identify which ones have held signs for her at the polling places and personally send them a sympathy card to the jail.
But if Maura is unable to figure out how to learn the details of how her undocumented Democrat comrades are stealing tens of millions of dollars from the taxpayers, we have a feature here at the Herald.
It’s called “Meet the Residents.”
Maura, meet Mario Baez Romero, 45, a Dominican savage lately flopping in Somerville. The feds posted six photos of him, three at bookings on criminal charges, three more at the RMV for his driver’s licenses.
Your “resident” is charged with aggravated identity theft and passport fraud. He allegedly stole $26,942 in food stamps and got $48,785 in MassHealth handouts. Muchos gracias, gringos!
He was lugged, the feds say, “on a recreational vessel near Key Biscayne in Miami, FL in May 2026.”
Do you think Senor Romero used his EBT card to rent his pleasure boat in Florida?
Not having read any of these charging documents, Maura can confidently state that these are all wonderful people.
“They’re working, are paying taxes. They’re raising kids, they’re running businesses….”
What kind of businesses? Let’s go to “John Doe,” for that is indeed how four of the career criminals are identified, because the feds are unsure of their true identities.
John Doe lives in Quincy. He has four drug convictions – cocaine – dating back to 2001. In 2014, he upgraded his, uh, business, from Class B contraband to Class A – fentanyl. He’s since been convicted twice on fentanyl charges, once this year.
The feds have a picture of Senor Doe in the front door of what appears to be a one-family home in Quincy, complete with a hanging flower box. Everything free in America!
After all the billions – maybe trillions – that these thieving illegal aliens have stolen from American taxpayers, the feds are trying to finally bring them to justice, and send them back to the Third World hellholes where they belong.
But Maura Healey refuses to cooperate. This is what Leah Foley said on Fox about the feds’ attempts to clean up the massive fraud in the state’s food-stamp program, which is paid for by the US Department of Agriculture (USDA).
“Literally,” Foley said, “we have asked the state to provide us with the names of the people who are on the rolls now. Now these are the names, the federal government gives the state billions of dollars to distribute. We ask them, USDA asked them, for the names of the recipients, and they REFUSE to turn them over.
“And the USDA wants the names and the identifies so they can confirm whether these people are actually true identities, or also receiving these payouts in other states.”
You’d think Maura Healey would want to cooperate with this effort to reduce crime, being a former prosecutor and all, as you may have heard, once or twice.
That’s okay, though. If Maura Healey can’t figure out who all her freeloading drug-dealing cholos are, the feds are here to help.
And so is “Meet the Residents.”
