This Boston City Hall bathroom kickback allegation stinks

Tania Fernandes Anderson has only two options left if she wants to beat the rap.

First, she could go down to the courthouse and change her last name to “Biden” – in which case, a pardon is guaranteed, automatic.

Second, she could renounce her recent naturalization as a US citizen and declare herself to be an illegal alien again – in which case, not only is she immune from prosecution from any crime, but she will also be given police protection from the G-men by Gov. Maura Healey and Mayor Michelle Wu.

And she could also go back on welfare.

It must have been quite a shock for the “embattled” city councilor this morning when the cops arrived at dawn. It was the earliest she’s gotten up since she arrived here with her hand out as an illegal alien from Africa.

As a Boston city councilor, this child of an illegal-alien single mother now makes $115,000 a year, believe it or not.  At the time she was allegedly shaking down her relative for kickbacks in 2023, she was making $103,500 a year.

Yet the indictment says that despite her fabulous salary, Tania was “missing monthly rent and car payments” and was getting “bank overdraft fees.”

The feds allege she was also behind in paying off her $5000 fine to the State Ethics Commission. That had been assessed for her illegal hires of two other relatives – a sister and a son – for hack jobs at City Hall.

But damn, how did she get so far in the hole on a six-figure salary? Maybe she was dumping too much dough into the prison-commissary account of her husband, convicted first-degree murderer Tanzerious Anderson. (He murdered an alien – a legal alien.)

Tania, who is a Muslim, represents District 7, which includes Roxbury. The city councilor there used to be Chuck “Superfly” Turner. In their slobbering puff piece on the newly indicted Democrat Tania, the Globe yesterday lionized the late Superfly as a “passionate advocate.”

Now District 7 is represented by Tania, whom the Globe described as “a fierce advocate.”

What’s the difference, you ask, between a passionate advocate and a fierce advocate?

Well, Chuck Turner went away on a federal rap for a $1,000 shakedown. Now his successor is charged with stealing $7,000. So I guess it’s safe to say Tania is a seven-times-better advocate than Superfly was.

Boston has come a long way since City Councilor Jim Coffey of East Boston. Back in the day, Jim’s moniker at the old City Hall was “I’ll Take a Buck!”

Seriously, you could buy Coffey for a buck! Those were the good old days.

Boy, does the Globe love Tania Fernandes Anderson, almost as much as they adore another racist grifter by the name of Monica Cannon-Grant. And when does Monica’s own federal trial start, by the way?

As for Tania, the state senator from her district, the Second Suffolk, used to be Sen. Dianne Wilkerson. She succeeded two jailbirds who had passed the seat back and forth between them for decades – Sen. Royall Bolling Sr., an income-tax evader, and Sen. Bill Owens, who did a stretch in state prison for assaulting a motorist on Blue Hill Avenue with a tire iron.

Dianne Wilkerson was supposed to be an upgrade from the two ex-cons. Instead, the FBI soon videotaped her stuffing $100 bills into her bra at a restaurant on Beacon Hill.

Tania tried to learn from her predecessor’s mistake of taking a bribe in a public place. According to the indictment, she was going to collect $7,000 in cash from her kinsman in a bathroom at City Hall – which is of course more private than at a common victualer.

After hiring her cousin or whatever, in 2023 Councilor Mrs. Tanzerious Anderson gave her relative a $13,000 “bonus.” After taxes that windfall amounted to $10,204.13.

Tania demanded $10,000 of that – leaving “Staff Member A” a mere $204.13 after the mega-skim.

Wow! Tania makes Joe Biden seem like a charitable flim-flam man. Dementia Joe never demanded more than 50 percent of his bagman Hunter’s take. Sometimes bagman Hunter could get by with giving as little as 10 percent “to the Big Guy.”

There used to be a joke that in schools in Somerville that our (American) pols learned how to add and multiply, but never how to divide.

I guess Tania learned those same arithmetic lessons back in Africa.

According to the feds, like Superfly Turner before her, Tania wasn’t exactly Robin Hood. But she was robbin’ the hood.

Safe to say that Tania, like so many of her predecessors in politics, will touch everything but the third rail. She’d steal a hot stove and come back for the smoke. Which is yet another reason why she should immediately change her name to Biden. She’s even greedier than they are.

On June 9, 2023, Staff member A texted the first illegal-alien African Muslim black female member of the Boston City Council: “Bathroom.”

“Ready,” texted back Tania.

So many questions: If Rachel Rollins were still the US attorney, would this bust have ever gone down? And since Rollins resigned in disgrace after lying under oath to federal investigators, when does the statute of limitations run out on that crime?

(The answer is, mid-2027.)

Who will be paying for Tania’s lawyer? Got a mirror? That would be my guess anyway. They never pay for their own defense counsel anymore. That’s one of the first things you learn when you arrive as a shiftless illegal alien – everything free in America!

I am concerned, however, about whether this morning’s disappointment will affect the city councilor’s invitation to Mayor Wu’s annual No-Whites-Need-Apply Kwaanza party at the Parkman House.

The official name of that apartheid soiree is the Electeds of Color Party.

A more appropriate title for the time this Yuletide might be the Collars of Color Party. Even before Tania’s problems, there were going to be a few empty chairs at this year’s event – Boston City Councilors Ricky Ricardo Arroyo and Kendra Lara have retired due to ill health.

The voters got sick of them.

Perhaps Mayor Wu Klux Klan could extend her party invitations to COC’s from outside the city. Ex-Sen. Dean Tran is being sentenced in federal court next week for welfare fraud and income-tax evasion, but he probably won’t go away before Christmas, I mean Kwaanza.

He may be a Republican, but after committing those kinds of crimes, Tran has certainly earned a seat at the table with the rest of the freeloaders.

Then there’s Rep. Francisco Paulino of Lawrence – like Tania, the feds recently raided him, but he hasn’t even been lugged yet. Feliz Navidad, Francisco!

For the record, in the 2023 election in District 7, Tania got 3716 votes to 1506 for Althea Garrison, who is 84 years old and likes Donald J. Trump a lot.

Don’t blame me – I voted for Althea Garrison, or would have, if I lived in District 7.

Now that she’s been lugged, it’s time for Tania to begin the traditional defense that we have all heard so many, many times before.

Racism! Sexism! Nativism! Islamophobia! Donald Trump!

Let the whining begin in 3… 2….1….