The most detestable SNL Alum is…
So many to choose from and so little time.
Which SNL alum do I detest the most?
So many to choose from and so little time. I’ll start with Robert “Bobby” DeNiro. I cut him some slack because I loved him in The Godfather II and Goodfellas. He has talent but does tend to play the same role over and over again. I also give him a break because he is now in his 80’s and like other crackpot Democrats, clearly shows signs of advanced dementia.
Bobby, how can we miss you when you won’t go away? Please leave the country. You promised you would. I’m sure we can start a GiveSendGo page for moving expenses. Just leave and don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
In second place for most loathsome, I vote for Ryan Reynolds. He makes a joke over his wife’s “alleged” sexual harassment claims and is all smiles on the red carpet with her.
I don’t believe I ever saw any of Ryan Reynolds’ films. But if I did, I cannot remember them. As far as he is concerned I believe he thinks he is a modern-day Gary Cooper. Well, I’m here to tell him that he’s not. (He’s also not the next Burt Reynolds, come to think of it, despite his last name.)
Your chiseled features do not hide your open and gross narcissism. Anyone with half a brain knows that you are jealous out of your mind of Justin Baldoni. Kevin Costner wasn’t buying it either as he glared at his (do you mean your?) wife with steel eyes.
And now, the envelope please.
The winner as the most detestable SNL alumnus is to none other than Tom Hanks! His portrayal of Trump supporters as ignorant blue-collar racists was disgusting and very dated. This projection is an insult to all the successful black Americans who supported President Trump, including Sen. Tim Scott, Dr. Ben Carson and Herschel Walker.
And didn’t Tom Hanks also say he was fleeing the US if Trump were elected? Did he really take PPP money? How many private jets does he take every year? Many of us have enjoyed the classic skits on SNL over the years, generally the early years, the earlier the better. But I’m glad the 50th anniversary is behind us. Now let us put these silly old men out to pasture too.
They are not funny, and haven’t been for a very, very long time.
