The gang’s all here to kill and terrorize
The bad news is, Americans are probably going to have to continue providing three hots and a cot for both Elvis and Illuminati for the rest of their lives.
Stand by for a new torrent of sob stories about the plight of illegal aliens now that President Trump has signed an executive order ending all handouts to the millions of Third World criminals flopping here in the US.
In Democrat-controlled media, many of these slobber-fests will be illustrated by heart-rending photos of the shiftless grifters looking grief-stricken about the end of their lifetime vacations.
So let’s get the ball rolling, with the sad stories of two newcomers to our land, complete with a portfolio of touching photographs of their brief time here in civilization.
The photographs come from the affidavit the feds filed Wednesday in support of detention of some two-dozen Trinitarios.
Those thugs are a violent crew of gangbangers, mostly Dominicans, who’ve been murdering people, stealing drugs and generally living large off welfare in “Gateway Communities” like Lawrence and Lynn.
First off, meet Elvis Adiel Trujillo Guerra, a/k/a Honduras, after the Third World bleephole he came from, a/k/a “Gordo,” meaning fat, after his girth.
Among many other crimes, Elvis is charged with two murders. He’s a bad hombre. But as you can see, he’s also a fun-loving amigo.
Consider this candid photo of Elvis running down a Lawrence street in 2018 after a shoot-out in which 11 shots were fired, including one which ricocheted into a nearby apartment.
He was only shooting up the gas stations and slum tenements that Americanos could no longer be bothered shooting up.
Some of the Trinitarios got green cards, a few even got naturalized, a process that I’m sure was totally on the level. But Elvis had no time for such nonsense.
He was too busy committing all the usual illegal-alien crimes – possession of Class A substances, leaving the scene of an accident with property damage, being stopped in a car with an open bottle of Corona, 10 grams of fentanyl and an ankle bracelet, etc.
Can you imagine, Trump wants to not only stop welfare for all these undocumented Democrats but also deport these fine young people?
Soon Elvis had left the building. He fled back in his savage homeland, taking up a new hobby as an equestrian. He looks to be having a good time here, no? His horse, Hadrian, not so much.
But Elvis left behind a scrapbook full of photographic memories. According to the feds, his victims included the murder of Juan Espinol, complete with a photo from a surveillance camera of what the G-men call “the kill shot.”
But as a suave Latino, er Latinx, Gordo had his interactions with the opposite sex. Just ask Mindy Tran – oh, that’s right, you can’t, because the illegal alien is charged with murdering the 25-year-old Lawrence woman in 2017. She was fleeing a drug rip-off when Gordo allegedly opened fire on her car.
Next, meet another illegal amigo mucho angry about President Trump. Yeferson Eduardo Vallecillo Cambar, a/k/a Illuminati, came to Massachusetts from Honduras because he heard there was no work. (mug shot p. 53, social photos p. 54)
Like Elvis, this thug is charged with two murders. The feds say he was involved in a drive-by in, where else, Lynn, Lynn, the City of Sin. It happened on Sept. 2, 2023 – a Saturday night, although in Lynn, every night is Saturday night.
The American working classes long ago fled the city, leaving it to the non-American, non-working classes. Like, for instance, Illuminati.
So these are just a couple of the millions of criminal illegal aliens that Trump wants to stop paying welfare to. That’s the good news.
The bad news is, Americans are probably going to have to continue providing three hots and a cot for both Elvis and Illuminati for the rest of their lives. The evidence is against them is overwhelming.
Their only shot at ever getting back on welfare in Lawrence or Lynn is a pardon along with all the other illegal thugs, on the day Joe Biden returns to office.
In other words, never.
Winning!
