This Week’s Installment in the Saga of Biden Bagman Hunter

It was just the crack cocaine talking.

You can already hear the excuses Democrats are going to be offering this morning on the chat shows for Hunter Biden’s 2017 bombshell text message to that Red Chinese operative.

Using WhatsApp, the smartest man Dementia Joe Biden knows was brazenly demanding to be paid off immediately by the genocidal Communist butchers, threatening to ruin the guy if he didn’t come across with the do-re-mi.

But Hunter is not to blame – that’s what all the Democrat mouthpieces will be telling their fellow Democrat operatives with press passes on all the unwatched, unwatchable network TV shows.

George, you must understand that Hunter is a victim.

Please remember, Chuck, that the poor boy (he’s 53) has a disease. He’s a drug addict and an alcoholic.

He’s also a sex addict, Jake, and you know bad that is. Just ask your pedophile former producer who got hit with that 19-year federal sentence in Vermont last week.

Shannon, don’t forget that Hunter watched his mother and his sister die in that auto accident when he was just a baby.

He grew up in the shadow of his non-crooked brother, and then Beau died.

Hunter’s marriage failed, which is when he had that tawdry tryst with his sister-in-law (whose romps he posted on PornHub), and then with his sister-in-law’s sister, after which he turned in his unimaginable grief to high-end Russian hookers.

Margaret, do you think it’s easy being a bagman for your father when Dad’s as insatiably avaricious and crooked as Joe Biden?

This week’s installment in the saga of the Biden Crime Family includes that July 30, 2017 message from Hunter Biden to a Red Chinese apparatchik named Henry Zhao.

It was discovered by IRS investigators who of course were ordered by their Democrat bosses never to follow up on it because… professional courtesy.

Here’s how the text begins:

“I am sitting here with my father and we would like to understand why the commitment made has not been fulfilled…”

With Dementia Joe beside him in Wilmington, Brandon demands his family’s payoff now “and now means tonight.”

If the Biden Crime Family doesn’t get their money, “I will make certain that between the man sitting next to me and every person he knows and my ability to forever hold a grudge that you will regret not following my direction. I am sitting here waiting for the call with my father.”

Four days later, Mr. Z wired $100,000 to a Biden shell corporation, and four days after that, another $5 million.

None of these facts are in dispute. When Hunter’s entire shakedown statement was read to Biden’s Baghad Bob on Friday, John Kirby babbled, “I’m not going to address that issue from this podium,” and then did a 4.4 40-yard-dash out of the White House briefing room.

Imagine if the fellow travelers in state-run media had this kind of non-deniable smoking gun on the Trumps. It would be a bigger story than 9-11, the JFK assassination, Pearl Harbor and the Democrats’ attack on Fort Sumter – combined!

But since it involves Joe Biden, the true story was buried on page 15 of both the New York Times and the Washington Post, which proudly gave themselves Pulitzer Prizes for making up fake stories about Donald Trump.

Still, it’s getting harder and harder for even state-run media to keep looking the other way about this most corrupt administration in American history.

Consider what else the IRS whistleblowers have told House Republicans. Among other jaw-dropping scandals, the DOJ tipped the Bidens to the fact that the IRS was planning a raid on a stash of Hunter’s incriminating documents.

Hunter’s attorney also sternly warned the feds that any attempt to move against the Bidens’ corruption would amount to “career suicide.”

The IRS was ordered not to make any inquiries about “dad” or “the big guy.” They were told they would be in “hot water” if they tried to interview any of the other Bidens who were pocketing Communist loot.

All this came out Thursday, the same day two lesser Democrat statesmen in New England were lugged by their local constabularies.

In Rhode Island, Sen. Josh Miller, age 69, was charged by Cranston police with “malicious destruction” for allegedly keying a car that had a bumper sticker that said “Biden Sucks.”

This lese majeste apparently triggered the geriatric Democrat, who then fled in a vehicle that was sporting its own bumper sticker – “Reelect Sen. Josh Miller.”

How many more innocent Nissan Pathfinders must be vandalized before this nation confronts the epidemic of car keying by doddering demented Democrats? What this country needs is commonsense car-key reform! How about a seven-day waiting period for car keys? Mandatory fobs.

Then there was the first transgender ever elected to the New Hampshire legislature – a Democrat — now under arrest for allegedly distributing child pornography.

His, er, her name is Stacie-Marie Laughton, formerly known as Barry Charles Laughton Jr.

Laughton has twice been forced to resign from the legislature in Concord after being charged and/or convicted of committing various crimes.

Laughton’s priors include stalking, sexual assault, harassment, making false bomb threats and credit-card fraud.

Do you know what you call a rap sheet like that in the Bidens’ modern Democrat party?

A resume enhancer.

According to the cops, Laughton is the former significant other of the, uh, person who worked at the now-closed Methuen day-care center. Laughton’s ex-heart throb is charged with taking more than 2500 nude photos of children between three and five years old.

You should check out the mugshots of both Laughton and the person charged with taking all the photos of the little kids. That bird’s name is Lindsay Groves. I’m going to bet Lindsay is a registered Democrat as well.

By the way, Democrat Laughton says he too has a disease – mental illness. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

Hunter Biden could not be reached for comment.

Nothing to see here folks, move along.