Republicans identify with ICE, Democrats with ISIS, and other thoughts
Nobody asked me but:
Sen. Ed Markey turns 79 next Friday, and here’s a slogan for his next campaign, which if he wins would mean he’d be sucking off the taxpayers until age 86:
“If you liked Dementia Joe Biden in his eighties, you’ll love Ed Markey.”
Another six-year term would give Markey 60 uninterrupted years of slurping at the public trough, since 1972. Even Norfolk DA Michael “Meatball” Morrissey didn’t slither into elective office until 1976, and how’s that one working out for everybody in Norfolk County?
Sandra Birchmore could not be reached for comment.
Somerville used to be proud of its designation as “the All-American City.”
Now it would sue anyone who said such a thing for defamation.
Do Democrats love MS 13 and TDA and the other illegal-alien gangbangers because they are all TRANS-national organizations?
When was the last time you phoned a public office and weren’t told one of the following things on voicemail?
“Listen carefully because our options have changed recently.”
“The person you are trying to reach is currently unavailable.”
Republicans identify with ICE, Democrats with ISIS.
Everyone who wants higher taxes always screams, “Pay Your Fair Share!” even though they a) don’t pay any taxes themselves or b) claim they’re already paying their fair share?
The insane bill by 82-year-old Sen. Cynthia Creem to begin shutting down the use of so-called personal vehicles in Massachusetts was called the “Freedom to Move Act.”
Better name would have been “Freedom to Freeze While Waiting for a Bus Act.” Or “Freedom to Walk.”
But these ridiculous titles are what the comrades always use to disguise the true aims of their legislation – the crazier the proposal, the bigger the whopper describing it.
Thus, Obama’s Affordable Care Act, which made decent health-care unaffordable.
Or locally, the Safe Communities Act, which gave illegal aliens drivers’ licenses, so that more of them could drive drunk in unregistered, uninsured, uninspected low riders, killing more Americans.
Post script: in 1998, the year of Monica Lewinsky and oral sex in the Oval Office, Creem ran for her first term in the state Senate, and her campaign slogan was: “Join the Creem Team.”
You can’t make this stuff up.
Now US Rep. Jake Auchincloss is worried that the Democrat-sponsored crime wave of the last four years is leading to “degradations to public order.”
Hey, Jake, your entire Democrat party has become a degradation to public order. And suddenly you’re concerned it might “compound into lawlessness?”
Have you checked out your governor’s “Healey hotels?” Or the State Police in Norfolk County.
Speaking of which, DA Meatball Morrissey got heckled in yet another parade in Quincy, on Independence Day.
Clad in a faded red plaid shirt, Meatball was waddling along through Squantum with several other overstuffed Norfolk County stooges when the booing commenced. On social media, at one point two women can be heard discussing the extinguished 50-year statesman.
Woman #1: “Which one is he?”
Woman #2: “He’s the fat one.”
Woman #1: “They’re all – more than one of ‘em are fat. Which one is he?”
Woman #2: “The fat one in the plaid.”
Related question: Will Meatball Morrissey still be having his annual August time like it’s business as usual?
A “bipartisan vote” in regime-controlled media is 210 Democrats, 1 Republican.
A “party-line vote” is 210 Republicans, 1 Democrat.
State House Hack Family of the Week: Rep. Aaron Michlewitz, D-North End, $182,820 a year as number-two hack in the House, and his wife, Maria, “director of external affairs,” Mass. School Building Authority, $140,000 a year.
Total annual family grab: $322,820 a year.
Vital statistics on Daunasia Yancey, Mayor Michelle Wu’s $116,571-a-year “deputy director of LGBTQ+ Advancement”, now suspended after being charged in what police described as a Sapphic scuffle in Roxbury.
According to the BPD incident report, Yancey is 5’3” and weighs 250 pounds. “Build: Heavy.”
That’s what you call putting the plus back into LGBTQ+.
Like all disgraced racial grifters in Boston, Yancey once received a slobbering puff piece in Boston Magazine, headlined, “She’s young, black, female, gay and ready for her mug shot.”
And now she’s gotten that mug shot she was always dreaming of, although the BPD noted this about Daunasia’s close-up:
“Booking Comments: Unable to remove nose piercings and hair beads.”
The cops also noted the tattoos on her neck.
Speaking of City Hall grifters, Segun Ogdowu, the blow-in drifter from Maryland who now makes $175,692 a year as Wu’s “chief of economic opportunity and inclusion,” was cleared this week of any wrongdoing by, wait for it, City Hall, in a City Hall sex scandal involving two other now-fired City Hall aides, one from Afghanistan and the other from Red China.
After being “cleared,” Ogdowu issued a statement about the “pain” that the alleged probe “caused me, my family and my community.”
His community? Would that be the same community that, when he ran for state rep in 2018, supported him so soundly that he finished a distant third in the Democrat primary?
Democrat Sen. Elizabeth Warren claims to be a Native American – but isn’t.
Democrat Rep. Sarah McBride claims to be a woman – but isn’t.
Democrat Joe Biden claims to be sharp as a tack – but isn’t.
Now Democrat candidate for NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani claims to be black – but isn’t.
Do you begin to detect a pattern here?
