Follow along our silliest segment of the week with these videos, mugshots, and other visual aids.
Road Rage Suspect Spray Paints Victim’s Face White Before Having Can Turned On Him [PHOTOS] | GREG WEHNER – Fox News
87-Year-Old Woman Fights Off Intruder, Then Feeds Him Because He Was Hungry | BILL CALLUCCIO – iHeart
Atlanta Popeyes Workers “Violently” Attacked Customer in the Drive-Thru After She Attempted to Correct Her Order | LANDON MION – Fox News
“Enjoying Their Freedom:” Flock of 91 Sheep Go on the Lam in Gardiner | BRAD ROGERS – WGME
While the instances remain rare, we love when Gutenberg enthusiasts send in stories the old fashioned way. Here’s one submission:
Maine Man Finds 3 Snakes Slithering in His Car | NATIONAL DESK – WJAR
I present to you, our winners! If one of these was your submission, you win a Go Woke, Go Broke t-shirt.