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This week, Karoline Leavitt presented the best of the Police Blotter at the first live remote show of 2023 at T-Bones Great American Eatery in Salem, NH!
Here are the runners-up:
Poultry Crime Wave Continues As Man Is Busted For Chicken Battery On Brother [MUGSHOT]
- Frozen foods and a fiery fight lead to battery charges between brothers!
Popeyes Didn’t Have Their Item, so They Threw Food and Vandalized the Restaurant, Worcester Police Say
- More fowl play, this time hitting closer to home. Funny enough, the Worcester Police never specified which item the establishment was missing. If I can’t douse my chicken strips in copious honey mustard, I’m pretty grumpy, too!
Quincy Man Arrested for “Sexual Contact with a Horse” [MUGSHOT]
- Beware, beware, beware the neigh-kid man!
Fleeing Shoplifter, 46, is Snared by Police after Ducking into a Barbers “for a Haircut”—Despite Being Completely Bald
- A follicle-challenged fellow might have selected the wrong establishment as his alibi.
Driver Leaves Single Shoe Behind at Walmart After Fleeing Hit-and-Run Crash [MUGSHOT]
- One unlucky Florida man had his Cinderella moment in the Villages!
Dentist Who Advertises “Light Touch” Arrested in Brutal Attack with Golf Club [MUGSHOT]
- If you assault someone with a putter, that counts as “light touch,” right?
Drumroll, please! Here is the winner of the week:
2 Women Charged with Theft of Bath and Body Works Candles at Houston Premium Outlet Mall [MUGSHOTS]
- Look, we’re too many Democrat economic policies beyond the old 2-for-$20 deal. Can you blame these ladies for wanting to smell as good as everyone did before the Obama years?
