Police Blotter Fax Friday – 5.30.25

Pot-filled truck splashes down in Rio Grande, Border Patrol says – KRQE

Tried to set fire to restaurant, Australian suffers the consequences himself – engulfed in fire – Telegraph

Duck terrorizes Florida neighborhood, sending 1 to hospital – Click Orlando

Woman arrested after reportedly throwing bottles of alcohol at hotel guests, staff while nude – Fox 5 DC

Florida man survives alligator attack, shot by deputies moments later: ‘This is just crazy stuff’ – Fox 10 TV

Firefighters use angle grinder to remove man’s penis from spanner – Metro UK

Drunk ‘helps himself to alcohol at Cambs pub and assaults staff’ – Cambridge News UK

Maverick marsupial: Colorado police once again wrangle rogue kangaroo – NBC Miami