Inept arsonist set his pants on fire in Australia – NBC News
Florida woman pooped on Family Dollar floor as accomplice ironically stole $500 worth of cleaning products: cops– NY Post
Man caught with marijuana outside Auburndale school says he sells it because it’s hard to get a job: FHP – WFLA
Lewiston man hit by car after fleeing from Hannaford with stolen liquor, police say – WGME
Teen living in The Villages arrested after altercation at Lighthouse – The Villages
Former Lake County deputy crashed patrol car while watching porn on phone, investigators say – FOX 35 Orlando
