Nobody asked me but…

Nobody asked me but:

Next time somebody asks you why we need the death penalty, just reply with two words:

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

You’ve heard of “long COVID?”

Doug Emhoff appears to be suffering from long toxic masculinity.

Which may be why his Secret Service code name is “Jabrill.”

Are Americans really supposed to be grateful that McDonald’s new special meal ONLY costs $5?

If P. Diddy’s roster of pampered perverts included any A-list Republicans, would the feds be suppressing all the diddlers’ names until after the election, and maybe forever?

Ditto, the names of all the Democrat johns at those Korean brothels in Cambridge, Watertown and northern Virginia.

If Drake Maye lights it up in his Patriots’ debut Sunday, please remember that he went to the same college I did.

If he loses, well… Drake Who?

State-run media now claim that “inflation is cooling more slowly than expected?”

In other words, prices are still going up, up and away.

Have any of the comrades parroting the party line about how fabulous the economy is doing ever set foot in a supermarket since 2020?

If it comes down to a fight in 2026 between Meatball Mike Morrissey and anybody else for DA of Norfolk County, I guess you know whose side I’m on.

And that would even include Ricky Ricardo Arroyo if he moves over the line into Milton or Quincy.

Here are some words and phrases that you seldom read in crime-news stories until Kamala and Dementia Joe decided to fundamentally transform America:

“Machete-wielding… unvetted terrorist… hit-and-run… human-trafficking… unlicensed operation… Tren de Aragua… sex with a minor under the age of 14…”

And at least in Massachusetts, the bottom of every such story includes the now de rigueur sentence:

“The man was released after a state court ignored ERO Boston’s immigration detainer.”

Turns out, Newton District Court Judge Shelley Joseph was just way, way ahead of her time.

Best news on the NFL front today: it’s the Kansas City Chiefs’ bye week.

Which means no cutaways to Taylor Swift.

Thanks for nothing, NFL.

Speaking of NFL celebrity-billionaire cutaways, after Trump’s rally in Butler, Pa., when Elon Musk took in the Cowboys-Steelers game the next night in Pittsburgh, the NBC camera crews couldn’t seem to locate him even once.

Hmmm, wonder why.

Nobody ever had a problem with AI’s anti-plagiarism programs in academia until the protected classes figured out that this new anti-cheating technology might somehow “disproportionately affect certain groups.”

Claudine Gay could not be reached for comment.

Given her proud Jamaican heritage, shouldn’t Kamala have been served a Red Stripe rather than a Miller High Life on that late-night show nobody watches?

Oh that’s right, Miller is brewed in Wisconsin, a swing state.

If she ever came to Boston, would Kamala try to order a “dimey,” although after the last four years, it would have to be renamed a “sawbuck?”

Dr. Johnson once said that “Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”

More recently, racism became the last refuge of a scoundrel.

And now, after the Biden regime’s hysterical objections to being called out for their indefensibly dreadful response to the hurricanes, we have yet another upgrade.

“Disinformation is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”

Next time Republicans get accused of peddling “disinformation” (based on FEMA’s own records and statements), they should respond with what Democrat President Harry Truman used to say about his critics:

“If they stop lying about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about them.”

Now we find out that Kamala is going to be on the cover of Vogue.

And some people still wonder why magazines are dead.

The Hamas hippies at Harvard this week vandalized University Hall and the statue of John Harvard because, the Ivy League Nazis said, they “are committed to bringing the war back home.”

Bringing the war back home? Wouldn’t it be more appropriate for you freeloaders to bring the war back home to your own failing, hate-obsessed societies?

Forget about blocking Mass Ave and twerking campus cops and the Cambridge PD.

Stop moaning about being deported from civilization and go home to fight the Zionists.

Ask your heroes in Hamas and Hezbollah how bringing the war back home has been working out for them.

The University of Kansas professor who said any male who doesn’t vote for Kamala should be “lined up” and “shot” has been fired.

That’s the bad news.

The good news is, a bidding war is about to break out among Harvard, Yale and Brown to hire Professor Lowcock, for that is indeed his name, believe it or not.

Calling for the murder of Republicans is a good career move, at least in the Ivy League. And that is not disinformation.