Monday Musings: Avocado Police and BLM’s Nobel Nomination

Monday thoughts:

Where is this global warming of which they speak, endlessly?

Saturday Night Live was back Saturday night, and not a single skit about Dementia Joe Biden and Willie Brown’s ex-gal pal!

Shocked, I tell you, shocked!

It’s Super Bowl week – how soon until Gov. Charlie Parker sternly orders everyone in Massachusetts NOT to throw a Super Bowl party, lest it become a “super spreader,” unlike the arson/looting “peaceful protests” in Boston last spring.

Will he dispatch the Avocado Police to the supermarkets to police guacamole purchases, the way he did at Thanksgiving to make sure no one bought big enough Butterballs to serve the entire family.

And then he bragged about his crackdown on Ovenstuffers at one of his panic-porn press conferences!

What a turkey he is.

Incidentally, in his State of the State address last week, he mentioned somebody on SNL that he really enjoys – how many real Republicans have watched SNL in the last 30 years?

BLM has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize (I’m not making this up), so I guess they will henceforward be known as the Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prizes.

Speaking of those “peaceful protests,” did you notice what a good leaving alone the Boston media gave this news last week from the Department of Justice:

“Boston Man Agrees to Plead Guilty to Assaulting Officers with a Firearm During Civil Disorder in Boston.”

Turns out “Boston Man” fired 11 shots fired from a 9-millimeter automatic on Tremont Street during the “peaceful protests” on the morning on June 1.

In the words of the FBI, John Boampong, a local thug, “incited panic downtown as he fired 11 rounds in the direction of police officers and civilians with a firearm he was not allowed to carry.”

All together now, Boston media: Nothing to see here folks, move along!

How bad is it that SAG-AFTRA wants to expel Trump as a member – that’s my union, not to mention the fact that before he was POTUS, Ronald W. Reagan was president of the Screen Actors Guild. (AFTRA stands for American Federation of TV and Radio Artists.)

Have you noticed how many more writers for conservative websites and newspapers are starting to use pseudonyms?

Not that I blame them.

John Kerry warned last week we only have nine years left to save the planet, but China has 39 years left to meet the standards required under the Paris Climate Accord.

That’s how serious they really are about “climate change.”

Not to mention the fact that both Kerry and Obama have recently bought multi-million-dollar seafront mansions on Martha’s Vineyard – they can’t be that concerned about being washed away, can they?

Which of the recent Democrat losers is more appalled about Dementia Joe reaching the office that was beyond their grasp – Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore or M. Stanley Dukakis?

I’m gonna say Hillary, closely followed by Liveshot.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo on Friday cavalierly dismissed all the COVID-19 deaths he caused in NY nursing homes by saying: “But who cares…Died in a hospital, died in a nursing home. They died.”

And except for the New York Post, Cuomo gets a total pass from the media, even though when Trump said, “It is what it is,” he was the worst guy in the world.

Any Republican in any public office who said “they died, who cares?” would already have been forced to resign.

An utter miscarriage of justice: Crooked FBI lawyer Kevin Clinesmith getting probation for lying under oath to the FISA court and obstructing justice when he was trying to frame an innocent man (Carter Page) in order to frame another innocent man (Donald Trump) on the Russian collusion hoax.

Once again, in the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.

By the way, have you seen anything about Clinesmith being suspended from the practice of law, let alone disbarred, after copping to a felony?

Being a Democrat means never having to say you’re sorry.

When are the Washington Post and NY Times going to give back their Pulitzer Prizes for their “deeply reported” stories about something that never happened, i.e. Russian collusion?

Ace weatherman Biff Buffington will definitely be making an appearance on my radio show this afternoon, along with the rest of the Snow Team – Biff’s niece Mindy Buffington as well as Maritime Provinces correspondent Frankie McDonald.

Boston Globe is now allowing criminals to rewrite their criminal histories in the clip files.

First up: Jeffrey Dahmer was not a cannibal, he merely had an eating disorder.

Next: the Boston Strangler was misunderstood. He was just having a problem getting dates.

Whitey Bulger: “Don’t forget how Jimmy kept the drugs out of Southie,” as all those Globe metro columnists liked to claim.

Latest State Police scandal: Brass are accused of maybe giving out answers to civil service captain’s exams to their drivers, who were already making upwards of $180,000 a year.

Email surfaces saying “Keep this close to your vest.”

Whatever happened to: “Never write when you can speak, never speak when you can nod, never nod when you can wink….”

Do you know any Uber or Lyft drivers making $180,000 a year, behind which comes the full pension at age 55?

They called these MSP hack drivers “chiefs of staff.” So I guess that Uber guy who picked you up is not your driver, he’s your “chief of staff.”

This just in: Dr. Rachel Levine, former PA health commissioner who is now Biden’s assistant HHS secretary, turns out to have been born in Massachusetts (of course she was!) and is also a graduate of Belmont Hill School.

Back in her days at the all-boys prep school, Rachel was known as Richard Levine.

Still another State Police scandal, breaking, this one involves a newly promoted sergeant who may have a sister on the job… stay tuned this afternoon.