Massachusetts politics needs an enema

Nobody asked me but:

The mayor of Brockton, Moises “Hands” Rodriguez, is under investigation by both the State Police and the Plymouth County district attorney for allegedly inappropriately touching two young females in what used to be called the City of Champions.

This is what he told a heckler complaining about the downsizing of an Independence Day celebration at City Hall:

“We don’t want to do anything illegal in this community.”

Can we quote you on that, Mayor?

Words I love: Free Parking!

One intern’s “mentor” is another intern’s “groomer.”

Graham Platner is a rich kid who got thrown out of the la-de-da Hotchkiss School, where the pampered pukes apparently never learn the simple wisdom of common folk:

“Write it, regret it. Say it, forget it.”

The Democrats used to say George W. Bush was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.

Same thing with Graham Platner, but don’t hold your breath waiting for him to admit it.

As for Platner’s Texas counterpart, James Tala-freak-o, he’s a Bud Light drinker, for sure.

For voting with Democrats, GOP Sen. John Cornyn is a statesman.

For voting with Republicans, Democrat Sen. John Fetterman is a traitor.

It used to be, you could spot a poseur from a mile away if he used the word “folks.”

Now the giveaway word is “Y’all.”

This photo of one of Maura Healey’s flopping-in-Brockton “residents” under arrest in Pennsylvania should be used in every Republican ad in Massachusetts this year.

Suggested caption: “Maura Healey spent $4 billion on these Haitians’ vacations, and all we got was a dead PA state trooper.”

First the hacks came for the crackdown on legislative per-diems and the comrades said nothing.

Then they had their DEI pet AG kill the proposed income-tax cut and the comrades all laughed.

Then they had their DEI pet AG kill the rent-control ballot question and suddenly the comrades were shocked, shocked at the cynical maneuvers of the Trump-suing hackerama.

When they lose (or in this case, get robbed), it’s the end of democracy.

In the future,le the budget for every anti-Beacon Hill ballot question must include money for polls to show that the voters will reject the proposal, because the only ones Andrea Campbell made a “mistake” on were the ones the hacks were going to lose.

The Beacon Hill junta figures they win the Chap. 135 gun question, and can stop the marijuana repeal, so guess what – no mistakes by the extinguished AG in the wording of those questions!

What a coincidence.

A straw candidate is someone in a political race who can’t win, but whose presence on the ballot is designed to weaken the major contender running against the incumbent.

The straw hopelessly trails in the polls and is broke, confusing voters and muddying the waters.

All of which lets the “straw” surreptitiously do the dirty work of an unpopular incumbent who after the primary can refuse to debate her opponent, claiming he wouldn’t debate his foe before the primary.

Does the above description of a “straw” remind you of anyone running in a Massachusetts primary this year?

Joe Bronske is the weird loser from Weymouth who was hired to get the signatures for statewide Republican candidates who have now been thrown off the ballot for fraudulent signatures.

Would you be surprised to find out that Bronske is a devoted follower of the two guys who almost destroyed the Mass GOP – Geoff DoorDash Diehl and Jim Jones Lyons?

Yep, the Kool Aid Kult has struck again. They just can’t stop wrecking everything.

For the record, disgraced racist ex-cops Michael Proctor and Sean Goode are both registered Republicans in the Town of Canton – I checked.

Odd, because after reading their endless anti-Semitic screeds, I had pegged both for membership in the Democrat Socialists of America.

By the way, as an ex-Canton cop, Goode probably made plenty of money working details at Foxboro Stadium for Bob Kraft, whom he despised as a “fat, c-wordy Jew.”

During the recent FIFA games, the going rate for details was $90 an hour for the first eight, and $140 thereafter – not that Goode saw any of that, being on “paid administrative leave” until a month ago.

Heat wave in summer: Donald Trump did it!

Cold snap in winter: Donald Trump did it!

Is there anything Donald Trump can’t do?

Sgt. Mark Delaney is the state cop in Middlesex County DA Marian Ryan’s office who is now “subject of criminal investigation,” in the words of a judge. He’s also been “reassigned” in the the wake of the two-year cover up of an alleged OUI MV homicide involving another one of DA Ryan’s troopers in December 2023.

Delaney made $131,300 working for DA Ryan last year before the homicide cover up in her office was exposed.

In a funny coincidence, the former colonel of the MSP is also named Mark Delaney, and he’s been grabbing a fat pension of $151,459 a year since 2009.

I asked the MSP, is Sgt. Mark Delaney possibly related to retired Col. Mark Delaney?

“The Department can’t comment on any familial relationship.”

I think they just did.

Whenever there’s a particularly horrible local crime and the cops don’t release the perp’s name within the first few hours, you always know the reason.

The perp is an illegal alien, one of Maura Healey’s beloved “residents.”

The Globe ran a story this week predicting that certain industries in Massachusetts will be “decimated” if the Haitian freeloaders are sent home.

I can think of one – the welfare fraud industry.

In that same story, the Globe said there are 90,000 Haitians in the Commonwealth, of whom 10,000 have jobs.

Which means 80,000 of them – 89 percent – don’t work, even at the kind of low-paying jobs that require huge welfare subsidies from Americans who have real jobs and aren’t on the dole.

Speaking of which, that Haitian fraudster who stole $7 million in food stamps will be sentenced Wednesday, and he’s claiming nothing should happen to him because he has… diabetes.

I know I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again.

This state needs an enema.