Howie Carr’s Thanksgiving blessing for a Trump landslide

We all have so much to be grateful for this Thanksgiving.

And so I asked my readers and listeners what blessings they are most savoring this holiday season.

Of course, Thanksgiving is about acknowledging the beneficence of God.

And this year so many of us are grateful for one of His blessings in particular — the fact that Donald Trump has saved us from four more years of Democrat dysfunction, dystopia and disaster.

That is the ultimate blessing of 2024.

One small bullet dodged by a man, one huge collective bullet dodged by a nation.

(When I said that on Friday, one of my listeners tweeted back at me: “It wasn’t a bullet we dodged, Howie, it was an asteroid.”)

Agreed. Which is why all of us — my listeners and I — just want to express our gratitude to Donald J. Trump for rescuing the Republic, at least for four more years.

Here are our Thanksgiving thanks:

Thank you, Mr. President, for restoring the rule of law, as opposed to lawfare.

Thanks for totally flipping the script on the Deep State, and turning the hunters into the hunted.

We’re thanking you for a lot of things in advance, Mr. President, including ending taxpayer financing of all “public” broadcasting, not to mention Planned Parenthood.

Thanks for getting Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy into the mix, to shake things up.

Thank you for ordering the federal bureaucracy to get back to work like the rest of us — real work, as opposed to their “remote work,” which has been nothing but a four-year vacation for all the Democrats.

Thank you for making it safe to say “Merry Christmas!” again without getting cancelled.

Thank you for cratering the ratings, circulation and revenue of all state-run media.

God bless you for appointing Brendan Carr as FCC chairman to finally dismantle social media’s censorship-industrial complex once and for all — or else!

Thank you for tormenting all the people who have been tormenting all of us for so long.

Thank you for pardoning all the persecuted Jan. 6 defendants.

Thank you for trying to make whole everyone, especially those in the military, who lost their jobs and careers over the crackpot COVID-era mandates of Fauci et al.

Speaking of which, thank you for terminating Fauci’s 24/7 security detail, which has cost us millions even though he’s no longer on the federal payroll.

Thank you for no taxes on tips, and no taxes on Social Security.

Thanks for ending all the hectoring lectures from sanctimonious Democrats about how we must pay our fair share, but not them.

Thank you for ending the overtly racist policies of the Democrat party, starting with the DEI regime.

Thanks for firing FBI director Christopher Wray — if only you could do it before he gets to use that private government jet for all his jet-setting Christmas getaways this year.

Thank you for releasing the FBI’s Jan. 6 files so that we can finally see how many agents provocateurs the Democrats used to gin up their “fedsurrection” that day.

Thanks for the Trump Dance, and making it fun to watch the NFL again.

Thank you for opening up a family-sized can of whoop-ass on Michelle Wu, Maura Healey and all the rest of the illegal-alien coddling Democrat politicians in the so-called sanctuary cities and states.

Thanks for making sure that your official photograph is hanging in the lobby of every single federal office building on Jan. 20 — just to drive them even crazier.

How appropriate that all those photos of you will be “framed,” considering how the DOJ was in fact trying to frame you in so many of those courthouses over the last four years.

Thank you, thank you, thank you Mr. President for re-greenlighting American energy independence — including fracking, the Keystone pipeline, new oil refineries and more nuclear power plants, which produce the safest, cleanest energy there is.

Thanks for bringing back Tom Homan and Todd Lyons and the rest of the ICE/ERO crew to start rounding up these millions of grifting Third World savages that the Democrats have welcomed into the country to rape, murder and rob law-abiding American citizens.

Thanks for ending the EV mandates and all the rest of the insane green scams.

Thank you for appointing judges who care about interpreting the law, as opposed to enforcing the latest unconstitutional diktats of the DNC and the comrades of George Soros.

Thanks for keeping us out of World War III, foiling the Democrats’ lust for endless war.

Thanks for $2.10-a-gallon gasoline.

Thanks for getting mortgage rates low enough that the middle-class can afford to buy homes again.

Thanks for restoring veterans’ preference in public housing over illegal aliens.

This may be a small thing, Mr. President, but thanks for driving Rob “Meathead” Reiner so crazy that he’s checked into a “facility,” not to mention Ellen DeGeneres’ departure (however brief) from the USA.

Mr. President, I don’t know if you realize how many Americans feel like they’ve had a weight lifted from their shoulders. The thought of four more years of catastrophe and calamity — deliberately engineered to destroy our free society — was like a dark cloud hovering over everyone in America who’s been paying attention.

Even if you’re not religious, it’s enough to make you want to thank somebody — or should I say Somebody?

As a lawyer I know texted me this week:

“Trump’s election victory trifecta has put my atheism on life support.”

It’s Thanksgiving, and most of all, Mr. President, we want to thank you for one thing above all else.

Thank you for saving America!