Freeloading illegal immigrants’ thefts don’t stop when they’re caught

Have you ever noticed how effortlessly these greedy Third World grifters welcomed into the US by Democrats can figure out how to go on 100 percent welfare while simultaneously committing the most atrocious crimes and stealing billions from taxpayers?

These illegals seem pretty talented – at least at freeloading and stealing. Working, not so much.

But then the darnedest thing happens – they get busted, and suddenly, they’re totally hopeless.

They can’t speak English.

And they have no money for lawyers.

This week’s first example is one Antonio Bonheur, a 74-year-old Haitian, maybe naturalized but now a convicted felon.

I nominate him as Massachusetts’ Haitian of the Month, as the feds say he “trafficked nearly $7 million in food stamp benefits” out of a 150-square-foot storefront on Blue Hill Avenue in Mattapan Square.

His “SNAP redemptions” routinely worked out to more than $100,000 a month, until Dementia Joe Biden was installed as president and began flying in thousands of illegal Haitians into Massachusetts.

The new Democrat governor, Maura “Hold It” Healey, spent $4 billion setting up foreign freeloader flophouses for the Haitian illegals, where they could, among other things, impregnate their own daughters, rape underage disabled girls and set up voodoo shrines.

The local Democrats also provided them three free meals a day – in addition to SNAP/EBT cards, which gave the Haitian invaders disposable income.

Suddenly Bonheur’s scam storefront, Jesula Variety Store, was “redeeming” $300,000 a month, then up to $500,000. Thanks, Democrats!

“To conceal the nature and source of these funds,” the feds said, “Bonheur maintained numerous secondary bank accounts through which SNAP proceeds were transferred, withdrawn as cash and redeposited to create the appearance of legitimate business activity while obscuring the true source of funds.”

Sounds like Bonheur had to have some basic knowledge of… civilization, shall we say, in order to set up such a gigantic scam. Surely the wrinkly layabout had to have at least a rudimentary grasp of the language of the society he was robbing blind.

And after ripping off $7 million, the fiend had to have some money stashed, right?

The answer to the above questions is, no.

When this Haitian flim-flam man walked into court Monday, he was accompanied by… an interpreter. On our dime.

Not to mention a court-appointed lawyer, meaning the taxpayers picked up the tab for that too, after he was charged with stealing $7 million from us. And now he claims he needs us to pay for an interpreter because he can’t even speak English?

As the late BMC Judge Elijah Adlow used to say to thieving illegals in his courtroom more than a half-century ago, “It seems you’ve learned to pick up our merchandise a lot faster than you’ve learned to pick up our language.”

And those cholos were stealing the equivalent of nickels and dimes from the old Woolworth’s on Washington Street.

The likes of Bonheur are pocketing millions… and laughing all the way to the bank.

On top of everything, the good Democrats at the Department of Transitional Assistance (DTA) issued Bonheur himself a card for his own food stamps.

“In applying for his SNAP benefits, Bonheur made multiple false statements concerning his income and assets.”

How dumb did he think the native Democrats were? Or did he just figure they were in on the scam too, to fundamentally transform America.

Now, with real Americans back in charge, the Haitian has “agreed to forfeit nearly $400,000 in fraudulently obtained proceeds that were seized during the investigation.”

But didn’t he steal $7 million, or at least launder that much, for his fellow freeloading countrymen, none of whom have been arrested by the way?

So why are we only getting $400,000 back? And realistically, what are the odds that taxpayers will get back any “restitution?

It seems there is no word for “restitution” in Haitian-Creole. Or in Spanish, or Arabic, or Congolese, or any of the other tongues spoken by these hordes of criminal freeloaders imported into the heartland by Democrats.

Here’s another recent welfare bust, from the Chicopee Police Department. They went into Adham’s Smoke Shop with a fed, an investigator from the US Department of Agriculture, which provides the money for the foreign fraudsters’ food stamps.

The cops were talking to the clerk, one Mohamed Isham Yahiya. He’s a “Westfield man.”

From the Chicopee PD narrative:

“During the execution of this search warrant, I spoke with Mohamed, who again was the only clerk in the store. I used a language interpretative service to communicate with him in his native language.”

No word on Mohamed’s native tongue, but I’m going to guess Arabic.

In addition to trafficking in Red Bull, Ahmad’s was also allegedly offering for sale bootlegged Newport cigarettes from lower-tax states like South Carolina and Virginia.

Newport cigarettes? I wonder who those were being marketed to. Aren’t menthol cigarettes prohibited in Massachusetts, period?

This all follows nine Dominicans being arrested in a $1 million fraud ring. Some of them, the G-men can’t even figure out their real names. They’re referred to as “John Doe.”

Given the level of their theft, and their native language, a more appropriate name for these unknown parties from the tropical climes might be “Juan Dough.”

And now the state Senate wants to spend still more millions to help these cholos fight deportation by the feds.

This latest legal-defense fund would be paid for out of the proceeds from the so-called millionaires’ tax which was supposed to fund public education, you know, like baseball caps for high school teams in South Boston.

But first things first. Under the Senate’s plan, how much do you suppose taxpayers will pay to defend the two cholos who rammed an ICE vehicle in Milford last week before fleeing into Medway and then running into the woods.

Flopping in Milford, those amigos must have been “volleyball players.” Now they’ll be getting more state money – in addition to all their welfare – to fight deportation back to a land where they’d have to actually work for a living.

In 1860, Democrats railed against freeing the slaves, saying “Who will pick our cotton?”

In 2026, Democrats rail against deporting illegals, saying, “Who will pick our strawberries?”

The reality is, the only things illegal aliens are picking these days are Americans’ pockets.

Just ask Antonio, or Mohammed, or Juan Dough.