FBI whiffs again on Colorado mass shooting suspect

So now it turns out that the FBI knew all about the accused Boulder shooter, but paid no attention to the obvious warning signs until police say the rabidly anti-American immigrant from Syria murdered 10 U.S. citizens in the supermarket.

“The suspect’s identity,” the New York Times reported, “was known to the FBI because he was linked to another individual under investigation by the bureau, according to law enforcement officials.”

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

The Famous But Incompetent FBI likewise knew all about accused shooter Ahmad al-Aliwi Alissa’s fellow Muslim immigrants who committed mass murder, like the Tsarnaev brothers — but did nothing until those welfare-collecting “asylees” blew up the Boston Marathon.

The FBI also had early warnings about the Muslim terrorists who shot up the gay nightclub in Orlando, the Christmas party in San Bernardino, Fort Hood, the cartoon-drawing contest in Texas … and yet the G-men sat on their soft hands until scores of Americans were murdered in cold blood.

But it’s not only foreign Muslim terrorists the FBI can’t be bothered lugging. It’s domestic killers as well.

For instance, in 2018 the FBI’s national tip line got a 13-minute-long earful from the aunt of the Parkland High shooter Nikolas Cruz — but did nothing until 17 people were gunned down.

Remember serial killer Gary Sampson? Before he murdered three innocent men in 2001, he called the FBI office in Boston from a pay phone in Abington and offered to turn himself in on some unsolved bank robberies.

But it was a Friday afternoon, so the FBI “disconnected” his call and didn’t bother to pick him up. The next day, Sampson started his two-state carjacking murder spree.

This is Your FBI, as the old radio show used to begin.

But there have been some cases that the FBI has been on top of:

Lady Gaga’s stolen French bulldogs.

Tom Brady’s purloined football jerseys.

The “noose” on NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace’s garage, which turned out to be a door pull rope. (Fifteen agents were assigned to that “hate crime.”)

Taking a knee en masse for George Floyd.

Using bogus Hillary Clinton-paid-for documents to create what top FBI agents described as “an insurance policy” to frame the Republican president of the United States for crimes he did not commit.

Leaking fake news to the media in an attempt to frame Atlanta security guard Richard Jewell for a crime he did not commit.

Railroading four Boston men onto Death Row for a 1965 murder they did not commit, allowing them to rot in prison for 35 years while corrupt FBI agents protected the real murderers from justice.

Now you probably haven’t heard anything about how the FBI had this latest alleged Mideast mass murderer on its radar screen.

Like the media, the FBI lost interest in Ahmad Al Issa as soon as they saw his name, his religion and the terror state he had been imported from, not to mention his deranged anti-Trump, hate-America diatribes on social media.

Sad, because the Democrats had been so excited when they thought Al Issa was “white,” which of course he is, just not the kind of “white” the Democrat media and FBI had been looking for — deplorable MAGA-hat-wearing rednecks.

Nothing to see here folks, everyone in the Deep State suddenly said as one. Move along.

This same never-mind phenomenon is now going on with the Jan. 6 “insurrectionists.” The feds — the Department of Justice and the banana-republic FBI — are quietly dropping many of the most outrageous (that is, false) charges.

One of the Proud Boys was described in a March 1 court filing as leading the rioters “through the use of encrypted communications” – text messages, apparently.

A day or two later the feds admitted the guy’s cell phone battery had died before the riot even began, meaning there was, as the judge put it, “a dearth of evidence” against him.

Another perp was described as a “leader” of the Oath Keepers.

In court a federal prosecutor read a message allegedly from the guy’s minions saying that members of Congress were in tunnels and that the Oath Keepers should “turn on the gas.”

In other words, kill them.

Turns out, the guy and his friends were nowhere near the Capitol that day. They aren’t even members of the Oath Keepers. And the guy who’s been charged as a terrorist never even responded to the ridiculous messages.

Then there was that crazy “QAnon shaman” wearing the horns on TV. The feds made a huge media splash claiming they had “strong evidence” from his “words and actions” that the crowd was planning to “assassinate elected officials.”

The next day the feds were forced to admit no such evidence existed.

So these are the hobgoblins the FBI has been chasing while this latest alleged Muslim terrorist was planning what police say was his massacre of Americans.

But like their Democrat masters, the G-men care less about Al Qaeda than they do about QAnon.

Meanwhile, down in Palm Beach, former President Donald Trump awaits the findings of John Durham, the special counsel who’s allegedly investigating the criminal conspiracy by the FBI to frame Trump and his associates for Hillary Clinton’s Russian collusion hoax.

On Friday night, the president publicly emailed:

“Where’s Durham? Is he a living, breathing human being? Will there ever be a Durham report?”

When the phone don’t ring, Mr. President, you’ll know. This Is Your FBI.