Get Real! Lt. Gov. Driscoll Wants Massachusetts Families to House Migrants
Is the state of emergency over yet?
I mean, it’s been a couple of days now since the governor and lieutenant governor of Massachusetts asked their big-hearted Democrat constituents to step up and offer free room and board in their gated communities to the teeming hordes of Third World criminals yearning to live, er, breathe free.
Surely the crisis has passed.
Every trust-funder in the Bay State surely must be stepping up to the plate, because we’ve all seen the yard signs outside their $5 million mansions.
“Hate Has No Home Here.”
Lt. Gov. Kim Driscoll may have put it most brilliantly at her press conference:
“If you have an extra room or suite in your home, please consider hosting a family.”
An extra suite! It used to be that some real-estate listings would prominently mention the home’s “in-law suite.”
Now, the Commonwealth wants you to give foreign criminals their own “outlaw suites.”
So the Democrats are asking their compassionate comrades to step up to the plate. Driscoll continued:
“Safe housing and shelter is our most pressing need.”
Funny, that’s how Americans feel too. So how many machete-wielding Salvadorans can we put the lieutenant governor down for? And what about the governor? In the last 20 months or so, she’s bounced from Charlestown to the South End to Cambridge and now to Arlington, where she’s set up light housekeeping with her latest young gal pal.
Surely Gov. Healey has an extra “suite” for some sweethearts from south of the border.
“Become a sponsor family…. Have an additional family be a part of your family.”
Celebrate diversity, like they’ve been doing in, among so many other places, Cheektowaga NY. The City of New York bussed 500 foreign freeeloaders out of the Big Apple to Erie County, where they’ve been squatting in a hotel.
Now an undocumented Democrat is charged with raping a woman in their hotel room, in front of her 3-year-old illegal child.
The alleged rapist is named Jesus Guzman-Bermudez. What did those signs outside the wooden churches used to say – “What would Jesus do?”
Now we know what this particular Jesus would do.
Driscoll appealed to, among others, “faith leaders” and “college presidents.”
Which is an excellent suggestion. It used to be, American college kids would save up to do a year in a foreign country, as “exchange students.” Now, our students can get that unforgettable foreign experience without ever leaving the campus.
Every la-de-da college in the Commonwealth – Harvard, MIT, Wellesley, Amherst, Williams – can have their own homeless encampment.
Harvard Stadium can host its own Little Mogadishu. Alumni Stadium at BC can open a Little Port au Prince.
The prototypes of converting student dorms into Third World flophouses already exist. Just ask Lady Gaga’s 66-year-old father. He lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. His name is Joe Germannota.
He lives near what until last month was a dorm for the American Musical and Dramatic Academy (AMDA). Now the students have been evicted and replaced by 500 very diverse members of the non-working classes.
“That’s when the mayhem began,” he told the New York Post. “Hookers are coming and going. In the mornings, you see prostitutes coming out of the building.”
Joe Biden et al. have turned what was a decent, if woke neighborhood, into a Bidenville. The illegals are up all night, driving their unregistered scooters everywhere. Needles litter the gutters. The illegals are harassing young American girls and “verbally abusing” adults.
“They’re guests in our neighborhood,” Lady Gaga’s father said. “And they have basically taken over.”
And now Maura Healey and Kim Driscoll want them to take over your neighborhood next.
If you have an unused “suite” in your manse, will the state allow you pick who gets to flop in it and turn it into a crackhouse?
Is the state going to set up a website that runs like an online dating service, where you can pick and choose who you want to move in and ruin your property values?
Can the residents of, say, Dover or Weston choose between a MS-13 gangbanger and a member of Los Trinitarios?
How about facial tattoos? Some local swells might prefer to host someone with tear drops under their eyes – supposedly the mark of a Central American bandito – while others might prefer the more traditional spider web on the neck.
Personally, I hope Harvard opens its… gates… to the hordes swarming into Massachusetts. Once I might have felt differently, but then I sold my condo on Mass Ave, just across the street from Pennypacker dorm.
I also used to live on Prescott Street. A lot of days I’d walk through Harvard Yard, past the Widener Library. You could house at least a thousand illegals on the steps alone leading up to the building, or maybe it would be better to set up tents, like Mass & Cass, where all the new Americans could shoot up 24/7, just like in Lady Gaga’s old neighborhood.
Kim Driscoll would like to make one more pitch to all her fellow Beautiful People here in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts:
“Everyone has something they can offer.”
And you know what, Kim, everybody already is offering something – our tax dollars.
Maybe as much as five billion dollars a year, just in Massachusetts, so that you Democrat lunatics can virtue signal your compassion for Third World criminals– in our neighborhoods, but never, ever in your own.
