Drag Queen Debuts at White House for Today’s RFMA Signing

Marti Gould Cummings is not like other drag queens.

While other cross-dressers gain fame through the oh-so-typical Ru Paul pipeline, Cummings’ show-biz career is one of grit and elbow grease, performing for SRO crowds in the Big Apple and losing political races.

Cummings is a jack, or is it Jacqueline, of all trades, even edging into the humble profession of reading children’s literature aloud at “drag queen story hours.”

Marti G. Cummings, so stunning, so brave, once said, “Anyone who thinks drag isn’t for children is wrong.”

Look, we won’t get too graphic here. But someone who dabbles in drag has what psychiatrists refer to as “transvestic fetishism.” No matter what your fetish is—please don’t tell me, I don’t want to know—it does not belong in public, let alone around kids.

Meanwhile, your local library may not be buying a “holiday” tree out of respect for those who might be triggered by dead pine needles.

Cummings identifies with the LGBTQIA+ “community,” a group we are endlessly told is marginalized today. In reality members of this group are placed atop a pedestal of affection and workarounds unlike any demographic group that ever preceded them in human history.

Just this October, President Biden hosted Dylan Mulvaney, another industry-planted male costumed in skimpy attire that even the slimiest misogynist would consider over-the-top for a real woman. Today, Cummings will top Dylan with his own visit to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

To reward Cummings’ heroism and gallantry, our Commander in Chief has invited the “artist” to stand beside him as he signs the most radical bill in the history of the United States: The Respect for Marriage Act.

Once signed into law, RFMA will repeal DOMA, upending what was left of the pro-nuclear family as both a sacred institution and very solid economic unit. Sure, Congress claims to offer “religious exemptions” to keep the nuns out of court this time. Spoiler alert: I don’t buy it one bit. Remember how well those COVID vaccine “exemptions” worked out?

So you won’t be seeing a nun behind Biden today, not even one from the Sisters of  Perpetual Indulgence. Instead, you’ll get Marti G. Cummings, who—in his elitism, wokeness, and utter disregard for working-class Americans’ real problems—perfectly embodies today’s Democrat party.

The day will be one big celebration of political correctness and elitism and disdain for all traditional citizens, as well as a hearty endorsement for the destruction of Western culture. The Left will try to convince us through “performances” and photo ops that this is what the majority wants, laughing all the way to the bank.

For the time being, however, Cummings’ Twitter has been made private. It seems the queen couldn’t handle the spotlight.

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