Caravan of migrating ‘Democrats’ headed this way

The welfare caravan is making its way north, to create a “humanitarian crisis” at the southern border just in time for the midterm elections.

As if Brett Kavanaugh wasn’t a big enough gift to the GOP, now someone with lots and lots of pesos is financing this latest invasion of the homeland by the Third World indigents fleeing… ever having to work again once they reach the first gringo welfare office.

This latest onslaught on working Americans will prove to be electoral poison for the Democrats, because the invaders’ advance parties – millions upon millions of them – are already here, living large, humming their favorite song from West Side Story.

“Everything Free in America.”

Today, let’s consider one of the tens of millions of leeching parasites who’ve already established a beachhead for their fellow Third Worlders.

This bad hombre was recently lugged by the Sutton Police Department on charges of giving a false name to a police officer, possession/use of false/stolen Registry of Motor Vehicle documents, identity fraud and false registration as a voter – of course he’s a registered voter.

This “migrant” is using the name of a real Puerto Rican, but his real identity is a mystery, so let’s just call him Mr. Impostor – Mr. I.

According to the Sutton PD, Mr. I “has been living under a stolen identity for the past approximate 17 years… under this stolen identity the impostor has obtained a MA operator’s license and registered to vote… The imposter also has numerous arrests in MA under the stolen
Identity, to include 25 entries on the Board of Probation record.”

We’re just getting started here, folks. Ahead we have cocaine, a 9 mm. handgun, a Porsche, a Mercedes, welfare payments – the full welfare caravan, in other words.

Mr. I came to the attention of the Sutton PD last month when he was stopped for going 64 in a 40-m.p.h. zone. Pretty routine, until the end, when Mr. I “left upset, yelling at Officer (Brian) Hull in Spanish and flaunting his middle finger as he drove away.”

At this point, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Mr. I is a registered Democrat.

Needless to say, after that adios, the Sutton PD became interested in Mr. I, and made some queries.

“He was first issued a MA license at the age of 40 in MA in 2010. His criminal history reflects that he has been in MA since 2002 but waited until 2010 to obtain a license.”

Odd, no? Stranger yet, the original documents in Puerto Rico list the real American citizen’s height as 5-2. Mr. I has variously listed his height, on his various arrest and RMV records, as between 5-11 and 6-1.

As the Sutton PD notes, “Nine inches of growth over 4 years in your late 30’s would be quite an astonishing biological accomplishment.”

Arrest record: “possession of class B substance offense in 2006 in Worcester… cocaine… On 5/24/11… possessing ammunition by Worcester Police…Vice Squad serving (3) separate search warrants… August of 2017 arrested during a traffic stop after a stolen 9 mm handgun was recovered from the under the seat he had been occupying.”

As any member of the Bush family could tell you, Mr. I was only committing the crimes Americans can no longer be bothered committing.

Next, the cops checked out the woman to whom the vehicle Mr. I was driving is registered: “the wife/girlfriend of the impostor.” Another guess: girlfriend.

“Inquiry with the MA Department of Transitional Assistance revealed that (Mrs. I) has received financial assistance in the past, last receiving assistance in April of 2016.”

But… but… I thought they were only here to work, not lounge for generations on welfare!

Mr. I was driving one of Mrs. I’s three cars – a 2005 Chrysler Pacifica. Her other two vehicles are a bit more upscale – a 2015 Mercedes GLA250 SUV and a 2009 Porsche Cayenne SUV.

The Sutton PD believes the ownership of three vehicles “including two expensive luxury vehicles, seems suspect, particularly considering that she was receiving financial assistance from the DTA in 2016 and that she is residing in an apartment complex that has a substantial number of units that are government subsidized.”

Stop me if you’ve heard this story before… maybe every day, for the past 25 years.

The Sutton PD’s analysis: “(They) are actively engaged in criminal activity and as a result… are intentionally trying to keep their true address covert.”

Mr. I was arrested, but another surprise – Mr. I was cut loose with $1000 bail and the clerk allowed him to sign his bail form under the name of the U.S. citizen who he is so obviously is not.

No wonder 4000 more of these foreign criminals and layabouts are making their way north towards the land of no work and no laws and no responsibilities – at least as long as you’re an undocumented Democrat.

Es verdad – everything free in America!

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