Trump broke the Dems!
Rep. John “Get Off My” Lawn of Watertown, this means you, hugging a lamppost on Beacon Hill to keep vertical, and this was before you went to one of indicted Democrat sheriff Steve Tompkins’ jails and wet your pants.
Donald Trump has broken the Democrats.
Maybe not forever, but right now, they’ve lost it. And if you don’t believe me, check out the police bodycam photos of local Democrats who’ve gotten a bad ice cube recently.
Rep. John “Get Off My” Lawn of Watertown, this means you, hugging a lamppost on Beacon Hill to keep vertical, and this was before you went to one of indicted Democrat sheriff Steve Tompkins’ jails and wet your pants.
Assistant RI attorney general Devon Flanagan Hogan, this also means you, screaming 11 times, “I’m an AG,” even though you’re an assistant AG, or were, and judging from your Lawn-like behavior in Newport, you should probably now be an AA AAG.
“I’m an AG,” you were screaming at the cop. “I’m an AG.”
“Good for you,” says the cop. “I don’t give a bleep. Let’s go.”
He doesn’t give a bleep, nor should he. He’s wearing a body cam, he’s sober, he knows he’s being recorded. And he still doesn’t care. He doesn’t give a bleep. He just tells it like it is.
And this, I think, is another reason why the Democrats are broken. For four years, they held the whip hand. They could say, or do, whatever they pleased, and no dissent was brooked, period, from cops or from any other normal Americans.
Think Hunter Biden. The corrupt DOJ was getting ready to broom every crime he’d ever committed, until two IRS whistleblowers stood up… and Biden’s caregivers tried to fire them. Even though one of them was gay.
It’s a better America when a cop can tell an arrogant, drunk Democrat that he doesn’t give a bleep.
And now it’s all on bodycams, whether it’s Hogan or Lawn or any of them. It was the Democrats who pushed for these police cameras, and now who’s crying? Be careful what you wish for.
I also love how the drunk Democrats always ask the cops for an Uber. Like the Rhode Island rep last winter who got lugged. Can I get me an Uber here? No, he couldn’t.
They broomed the case any way – he is, after all, a Democrat. And now he’s railing against ICE, calling them the Gestapo. But still he’s been shamed, as much as you can ever shame a Democrat, from the protected classes or otherwise.
Remember when the Kennedys were running amok on the islands and Cape Cod back in the day? Killing young women, crippling younger women, asking the old “Do you know who I am?” question on a nightly basis?
Imagine if they’d had body cams during Camelot. Would have been a lot of post-arrest “malfunctions,” would be my guess. Kinda like all that Canton surveillance video in 2022 that would have spared Karen Read the burden of having to go through those two trials in the kangaroo court.
Another question: what if they’d had Uber on Chappaquiddick back in July 1969? Ted Kennedy might have become president.
But it’s not just the drunk Democrats of New England who’ve lost their minds lately.
Just over the past few days:
Kamala Harris was doing multiple impersonations of Rep. John Lawn and AAG Devon Flanagan Hogan – during daylight hours no less.
James Comey, in a photo finish with a grand jury, was swooning over and quoting Taylor Swift.
John Brennan, ditto, speculated on TV whether Putin had planted a microchip in The Beast in Alaska.
The Rev. Al Sharpton saluted Reps. “Arianna Pressley and Jasmine Campbell.” (Okay, Rev. Al. is always doing bleep like this.)
David Brooks, the New York Times top Canadian-born scribe, said on “public” TV that Trump started the gerrymandering and compared it to German poison-gas attacks in World War I.
(I know, he’s from Canada so maybe Brooks doesn’t know our history, but was it Trump who gerrymandered Illinois, a state where he got 43 percent of the vote, Republicans only control 17 percent of the US House seats?)
Rep. Jamie Raskin, the Groucho Marx lookalike from Maryland, said that the restoration of law and order in the District of Columbia is actually “chaos.” May we quote you on that, Mr. Ranking Member?
Gov. Gavin Newsom decided to become the Democrats’ Donald Trump, and the way he chose to do it is by tweeting out every asinine statement he makes IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
None of this is working. The Democrats no longer know how to talk anybody who’s ever had a real job, or who doesn’t have a trust fund, or who isn’t a professional victim.
For instance, Gavin Newsom’s social media guru, the one who came up with ALL CAPS style, is described on her own social media as a “QWOC.”
If you’re not a Democrat, you probably didn’t know that QWOC stands for “Queer Woman of Color.”
The QWOC also brags that she used to work for the “third female” county commissioner of someplace in California. The third one? Who cares?
Is this some weird Democrat variation on stolen valor? Is it really a big deal if you’re the “first” person in your family to have attended college? It never occurred to me to brag about it. Not a plus, not a minus, it’s just a fact of life – you know, like your height or eye color.
There’s a local Democrat state rep, who went to Harvard, whose father was a Harvard prof, who now brags on her biography that her mother was a “union flight attendant.”
Since when is union membership by a parent something to care about, one way or the other? It’s about as meaningful as becoming a member of Costco.
Union membership is mandatory in a lot of places, including Massachusetts. Can my daughters say that their father was a “union TV reporter?”
Why does it matter?
It only matters if you’re a Democrat, meaning you’ve been pampered and coddled your entire life. And now you’re desperate to somehow relate to normal people, who, unlike you, have to work for a living, and have been pushed around by your do-you-know-who-I-am? kind for a very long time.
For four years, Democrats ran the show. And now they don’t. They’re very angry about going from going from the penthouse to the outhouse, and they’re not handling it well.
As for me, I care as much about the Democrats’ hurt feelings as that cop in Newport.
“I don’t give a bleep.”

