Arrest warrant describes behavior of man accused of riding past church with sex toy on helmet – WFSB
Man arrested for making his own sandwich at Subway in Marion County – The Villages News
Rolls Royce driver arrested for DUI and possession of a monkey in California -WCVB
Would-be thief’s attempted bank robbery foiled because he handed teller illegible note – NYPOST
Man claims alien abduction during alleged nude carjacking in Florida – Bakersfield News Now
