As you listen to our episode this week, follow along with the stories (and mugshots) below:

Police Blotter Fax Friday: and he still loves her! | 12.15.23 – The Howie Carr Show Hour 3

Allston package thief returned to the scene of the crime the next day, which proved to be his undoing, police say | ADAM G – Universal Hub

Naked Driver Cruised Neighborhood With Wires Attached to Penis | RONN BLITZER – Law & Crime

Drunk tourist sexually molests manatee statue at Florida restaurant after being asked to leave, deputies say [MUGSHOT] | DANI MEDINA – Fox 35 Orlando

Man declares he still loves girlfriend who shot him in testicle: ‘She said it was a pellet gun’ | MICHAEL LEE – The New York Post

Man blows up his apartment trying to kill cockroach with insecticide | SNEJANA FARBEROV – The New York Post

Villager arrested after drinking and dancing at town square [MUGSHOT] | The Villages News

Bodybuilder arrested in brawl with husband takes deal on lesser charge | The Villages News

Man Poisoned Kin’s Meatballs With Visine [MUGSHOT] | The Smoking Gun

OUR WINNERS:

Ricardo the bull wakes up at animal sanctuary after escaping slaughterhouse in mad dash on NJ train tracks | SNEJANA FARBEROV – The New York Post