Police Blotter Fax Friday: Morbidly Obese Shoplifters at Extra-Large!

WATCH: Naked Woman Opens Fire on Oncoming Traffic in San Francisco | Breitbart

Florida man arrested for dunking a woman’s head into a vat of tar during argument | New York Post

Video: Morbidly obese bandits easily caught by bystander as they make very slow getaway with trunk full of shoes | The Blaze

Boston: Man fined after leaving bottles at recycling point | BBC

Florida restaurant closes after 7 customers allege they tested positive for meth after eating there | Fox 35 Orlando

Crime blotter: Woman accused of offering AirPods to pay for attempted murder | Apple Insider

Florida teen smirks in mugshot after losing ear in wild house party brawl | New York Post