Hunter Biden uses silver spoon to eat crow

Hunter S. Biden wants everyone to know: he never did anything wrong… and he’ll never do it
again!
In his interview yesterday with ABC “News,” Biden was asked about how much money he
received from China.
“Not one cent,” he said at one point, and at another, “No one ever paid me $1.5 billion.”
Okay, so did he get pocket some trifling sum somewhere between zero and $1.5 billion? Seems
like a logical follow up question, but again, this is ABC “News,” which just the day before had
been running video from a gun range in Knob Creek, Kentucky claiming it was footage of the
Turks’ brutal carnage against the Kurds in Syria.
The network of Brian Ross, George Stephanopoulos and Martha Raddatz is not in the business
of holding Democrats’ feet to the fire.
Some people are born with silver spoons in their mouths. It’s pretty obvious Hunter S. Biden
was born with a silver spoon in his nose. He even objected to the cupcake reporter pointing out
that he’d done seven or eight stints in assorted detox centers across the country. He whined
that she should be asking her question in a “nicer” way.
As for his income, Hunter said he wasn’t “going to open my kimono.”
Considering his father’s alleged habit of swimming the nude in front of female Secret Service
agents, not to mention the #metoo bathrobe antics of, among others, Harvey Weinstein and
Charlie Rose, do you really want to be making analogies about kimonos on national TV news…
or even on a bad parody of it, like ABC?
Then there was young Biden’s bragging about being the vice chairman of the Amtrak board.
Amtrak — trains. Am I the only one who suddenly realized that his favorite Grateful Dead song
must be “Casey Jones.”
As in, “Riding that train, high on cocaine….” Rhymes with Ukraine.
In case you haven’t been following Hunter’s sordid tale, he’s not just into cocaine, he’s also an
alcoholic. He washed out of the Navy after testing positive for cocaine. A crack pipe was
recently found in a rented car he abandoned. He patronizes hookers. He had an affair with his
sister-in-law. A woman in Arkansas just filed a paternity suit against him. He oozes white
privilege, not to mention a Biden-esque dimness.
Think of him as Beto O’Rourke on steroids… or maybe downers.
When you have a dodgy Democrat lugging this much baggage, you need multiple wet kisses
from the party-controlled media. Generally you start with some fawning card-carrying fellow-

traveler stenographer from, say, the New Yorker. That was Billy Bulger’s fanzine of choice, and
now Hunter’s.
Once the magazine has created the shooting script for the whitewash, you cherry pick the
fawning network you want for wider exposure. For the Corrupt Midget, it was 60 Minutes,
renowned for fake news like the 2004 Texas Air National Guard hoax designed to put John Kerry
over the top, among other hoaxes.
Now, ABC “News” gets the nod to perform a slobbering tongue bath on the esteemed
Democrat. Those pablum pukers are likewise masters of fake news – Knob Creek, the Brian Ross
fake news about Michael Flynn flipping on the president, earlier linking the Aurora movie
shooter to the Tea Party etc.
It’s all in the family, after all. One of John Kerry’s stepsons was a partner of cocaine addict
Hunter at one point in these deals. Another principal was one of Billy Bulger’s sons, named
after his esteemed uncle James “Whitey” Bulger.
Nice, huh?
You can see why, on Sunday, the old man, Joe Biden, said the following out in Iowa:
“And I can tell you now, if I am your president, next president, I’m going to build on the squeaky
clean transparent environment we had in the Obama-Biden White House.”
Hey, Creepy Joe, that’s what we’re afraid of. Hunter is the poster boy for that squeaky clean
transparent environment you were a part and parcel of… Hunter was riding that train, high on
cocaine, next stop Ukraine and now Dad’s down the drain.
(Check out Howie’s latest podcasts at dirtyratspodcast.com.)