Hello? Hello? Is this 911? I want to report a crime to the Boston PD. I was a witness. Where? At 135 Morrissey Boulevard, Dorchester. Used to be a “news” paper there, remember? Yeah, you’re right – it was a looooong time ago. So I’m mindin’ my own business last night when I sees it. Officer, it was horrible. Do they still have a common night-walking statute on the books? Open and gross bumkissing. Lewd and lascivious lick spittling. Oh my God! The fake Indian, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, was doing… what? I guess they’d call it a web interview. Although it seemed more like a religious event […]
A new report shows a staggering number of immigrants, legal and illegal, wind up on welfare.
There are only two things that can happen to you when you run for the Boston City Council, and both of them are bad. Number one, you could lose. Number two, you could win. Barney Frank said that, and it’s truer than ever. Of course, you could get elected and then become president of the City Council. The late Freddie Langone once described what an august honor that is. “President of the City Council?” he scoffed. “That’s like being an admiral in the Swiss Navy!” I mention this only because today’s the day – the City Council will be voting itself a big fat pay […]
What if William McKinley had been gay? I guarantee you this posthumous indignity would not have been visited upon him. I mean, when it comes to Political Correctness, doesn’t President McKinley measure up? He was a veteran of the Civil War – that means he fought to free the slaves. He was assassinated, in other words a victim of senseless gun violence. He twice defeated a rabid anti-Semite by the name of William Jennings Bryan — remember the “Cross of Gold” speech? He pioneered the use of the ethnic slurs that MSNBC calls dog whistles — “Rothschilds!” was Bryan’s favorite. He later became secretary of state […]
Howie talks to Senator Cruz about a number of issues including Obama’s decision to rename Mt. McKinley, Cruz’s opinions on Donald Trump and illegal executive amnesty.
Hillary Clinton has become Richard Nixon. Consider the top three words voters used to describe her in a new poll this week: “Liar… dishonest… untrustworthy.” Also in the top 12: “crook… untruthful… criminal… deceitful.” Crook – as in “I am not a crook,” a quintessential Nixon quote. Even the positive words that respondents used to describe Hillary were the same words that probably would have turned up in a survey about Tricky Dick circa 1974: “experience… strong… smart.” All this comes out of the new Quinnipiac poll, which showed Donald Trump soaring on the Republican side and Hillary crashing among her fellow Democrats, even though the […]
Ex-Rep. John George Jr. is a crooked Democrat, and next month he begins his 80-month federal prison sentence for embezzling hundreds of thousands in public money – so far this is strictly a dog-bites-man story, right? At age 69, the Bristol County farmer/felon made many mistakes during his sordid life of crime. For instance, for his trial he hired a jailbird lawyer whose own mobbed-up once-disbarred name can be found on the Bureau of Prisons inmate locator. (William Cintolo, BOP number 14829-038.) Then, after taking the stand in his own defense (which guaranteed his conviction), George had at least two fellow State House corrupt hacks write letters to […]
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