Gerry “the Frenchman” Ouimette will not be down from breakfast, and I am sad. I always hate to lose a reader, but Ouimette was the hoodlum who gave me my very own mob moniker – “the Trash man.” Ouimette, Bureau of Prisons #02519-070, died Sunday night at the federal prison in Butner NC. The Rhode Island gangster had been diagnosed with lung cancer earlier this month, and he didn’t last nearly as long as his fellow Butner inmate, ex-House Speaker Sal DiMasi, BOP #27371-038, who’s been dying of cancer for, what, five years now. Despite his semi-fearsome rep, you couldn’t exactly call the Frenchman a major success […]
Do any of the Joker’s relatives have tousled hair like their beloved cousin’s? Will any of the murdering Muslim’s extended family hunkered down at the Hampton Inn in Revere be extending their middle finger to the infidel TV cameramen – don’t worry, guys, it’s just their quaint Chechen way of wishing you “Happy Ramadan!” Of course the first question yesterday when these future “refugees” stepped out of Terminal E at Logan Airport and into their waiting white vans was, how much is this latest PC circus going to cost us taxpayers? You’ve heard of Weekend at Bernie’s? This is Weekend at Dzhokhar’s. Everybody at the mosque got […]
My favorite state slogan was “Make It in Massachusetts.” Short, catchy, positive – no wonder Mike Dukakis couldn’t deep-six it fast enough when he regained power. The Duke was too busy handing out bogus Social Security numbers to illegal aliens. His slogan was “Fake It in Massachusetts.” If you can fake it here, you can fake it anywhere. The current state slogan is “It’s All Here.” Meaningless and weak, like everything else Gov. Deval Patrick touched. So now the Baker administration wants a new slogan, preferably with “Massachusetts” in it. That’s tough, because it’s a long word. Takes up about half of a license plate all by […]
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After ousting former Republican leader Eric Cantor, Rep. David Brat has become an outspoken conservative in Washington, D.C. Howie talked with him today about immigration and its emergence has a hot topic in the 2016 presidential race.
Ben Laguer – Deval Patrick’s worst investment ever, and that’s saying something for the “managing director” of Bain Capital with the reverse Midas touch. Laguer is the savage rapist the bust-out ex-governor gave $5000 to back in 2002. The money helped pay for the DNA test Laguer claimed would prove he was the victim of a racist frame in a 1983 Leominster rape. The tests of course absolutely confirmed Laguer’s guilt. So now the monster is claiming that the results were “mishandled.” Now Laguer comes up for another hearing before the Parole Board tomorrow. If he gets cut loose – very unlikely – do you suppose Deval […]