Welcome back to everyone’s favorite segment, Police Blotter Fax Friday.
Never heard of it? Why, you’re in luck! Every Friday at 5:30 the cast and crew of the Howie Carr Radio Network compiles the wackiest stories from all over the web. During that final commute home, you won’t dare change that dial.
The best part is, if you miss Police Blotter Fax Friday because you’re manning the grill, it’s available as a podcast shortly after it goes live. Check out this week’s:
Before you get to the winners of the week, check out these appetizing runners-up.
Romantic Rival Arrested After Shattering Home’s Front Window with Flower Pot [MUGSHOT] | Villages News
Florida Man Allegedly Threw 7-Inch Knife After Being Denied Ride to GameStop, Deputies Say | KEVIN ACCETTULLA – Nexstar Media
Florida Man Arrested for Drugs After Getting Trapped in Porta-Potty [MUGSHOT] | SELIM ALGAR – The New York Post
Pooch Alerts Louisiana Couple to Feisty 5-Foot Alligator that Snuck Through Doggy Door into Home [VIDEO] | SNEJANA FARBEROV – The New York Post
Alpharetta Homeowner Says He was Beaten with Belt After Telling Couple to Stop Having Sex Outside [MUGSHOT] | BRYAN MIMS – WSB-TV
Florida Deputies Nab Hit-and-Run Driver Wearing Just Scarf, Socks [VIDEO] | MARK PRICE – Officer.com
If you stumble upon a stupid, scary (or smelly, as we’ve seen today) police report, email it to policeblotter@howiecarrshow.com. You’ll be entered for a chance to win one of Howie’s best sellers!
Without further ado, I present to you this week’s winners!