Police Blotter Fax Friday – 3.13.26

By Howie Carr Show Staff on March 13, 2026

Handcuffed woman caught eating cocaine hidden inside her pants, Florida sheriff says – News 6

Suspect using Google Translate app tried to rob Ecuadorian restaurant, New Jersey police say – CBS News

110 MPH “Emergency”: Lakeland Teen Blames High-Speed I-4 Chase On Urgent Bathroom Break – Tampa Free Press

Report: 48-year-old flees DPD officer to ‘talk to his mama,’ arrested on cocaine charges – Douglas Now

Med board: Baystate doc on probation after co-workers witness his lewd act in window – Mass Live

Man Arrested For Lap Dance Theft Spree – The Smoking Gun

Thermos Man Gets Sprung From Cooler – The Smoking Gun

Jail For Man In Felonious Karaoke Rage – The Smoking Gun