Sicko to prison, but a male or female lockup?

Stacie Marie Laughton is a proud New Hampshire Democrat, twice elected to the legislature from the City of Nashua.

But now, at age 42, Stacie will be leaving the Live Free or Die state for the next 400 months or so, because Stacie will no longer be living free.

That 33-year sentence is what Stacie was just handed in US District Court in Boston for atrocious sexual exploitation of children, but I have a follow-up question.

What are Stacie’s pronouns?

I pose this question because on the federal Bureau of Prisons website, Stacie is listed as “Male.”

Yet in the prosecution’s recent sentencing memo to Judge F. Dennis Saylor IV, the feds refer to Stacie as “she.”

As Moulty and the Barbarians asked so many years ago, “Are you a boy, or are you a girl?”

To me, the question about Stacie is answered in the title of a song by a much more famous Massachusetts band: “Dude Looks Like a Lady.”

In one photo, from happier times, Stacie is shown wearing a button that says “She/Her.”

A call was placed yesterday to Stacie’s most recent attorney inquiring about pronouns, but it was not returned.

So I’m going with the BOP’s call, and if you want to accuse me of mis-gendering, take it up with the feds, okay?

If you thought the Michael Proctor texts were atrocious, don’t even think about reading what the former state rep was saying to his “former intimate partner,” one Lindsay Groves, and no, I’m not sure of “their” gender either.

In 2023, they shared 10,000 texts discussing Groves’ photos of toddlers at the daycare center where “they” worked in Tyngsborough. Groves was sentenced to 22 years in the same unspeakable conspiracy with the Democrat politician.

Despite claiming to be a “she,” Stacie texts Groves that “I had always wanted to put my (expletive) inside one of the little girls you work with, but you said they were too little and then you said I could, so I don’t know.”

So the Democrat party right now has a guy with a Nazi tattoo in Maine, Stacie the pedophile in New Hampshire, a fake Indian in Massachusetts… and this is just in the immediate area.

Back to the sentencing memo, using the feds’ alternate pronouns for Stacie:

“She talked extensively throughout their messages about potential or fantasized sexual contact with kids….”

The problem is, Stacie knows that even with his Democrat get-out-of-jail-free card, there are some people who might frown upon sex with 3-year-olds. Mostly MAGA types, to be sure, but perhaps even a few of Stacie’s fellow Democrats.

“I don’t wanna get caught,” Stacie muses. “… I just don’t wanna get in trouble. I mean I want to do what we want to do because we like it and we approve of it but others think this is wrong. Lots of parents don’t like people touching their kids and it is against the law.”

For now, anyway. But a lot of Democrats would like to repeal all the laws against pedophilia, among other sexual perversions. At least one of them is about to be elected to Congress.

“I need to be honest,” the Democrat lawmaker tells his pal, “I mean, yes that picture was hot of that little boy but you probably have gotten the picture by now that I prefer a little girl, but he is hot….”

And then Stacie says something, which the feds quote, which is even more disgusting.

By the way, on occasion Stacie also identifies himself as “the Rev.” As a member of the reverend clergy, when he’s not fantasizing raping 3-year-olds, he’s posting prayers on-line.

There’s also a photo on X of him posing with another now-embattled Democrat, ex-Rep. Eric Swalwell, apparently during Swalwell’s brief campaign for president in 2020. Birds of a feather….

His fellow Democrats in Nashua elected Stacie twice, but he had to resign because he keeps getting jammed up. Based on his rap sheet, he should be running for Congress:

“Defendant lied about slashing victim’s tires… called 911 for ambulance when taxi not available… made bomb threat to hospital because of frustration… made several false 911 calls/texts….”

The feds’ takeaway:

“The defendant’s criminal history reflects a theme: entitlement, aggression and manipulation.”

See what I mean about how he should be running for Congress as a Democrat?

When he was first lugged, Stacie was locked up in a New Hampshire jail, in the men’s cellblock. Yesterday, I called the federal Bureau of Prisons to get an update on Stacie’s next stop – male or female prison?

By deadline I hadn’t heard back.

So farewell then, proud Democrat ex-state rep Stacie Marie Laughton, and I’ll close with a quote from one of his on-line interviews.

“Only time will tell what I will run for in the future,” he said, “because my service to the community will not end.”

But it will be deferred, for 400 months. Thank God.

Happy Pride Month, everyone!