POLICE BLOTTER FAX — 2026-08-28
1 Tulsa cops hunting ‘serial defecator’ wearing thong, mask and shower cap who terrorized local businesses New York Post ↗ 2 Speeding woman on cocaine kills drunk driver high on meth in North Las Vegas, police say KLAS ↗ 3 Doctor shares PSA after waking up to a bat trying to ‘burrow’ into her mouth New York Post ↗ 4 Florida woman claims cocaine found in her butt after arrest must’ve been from ‘intimate encounter’ New York Post ↗ 5 Marmots Are Terrorizing California Hikers and Stealing Their Shoes Wall Street Journal ↗ 6 Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera disturbs Texas family: ‘Vulgar and completely unacceptable’ New York Post ↗ 7 Cops: Carhop Exposed Self To Fast Food Patron The Smoking Gun ↗ 8 Middleton mom loses license after DUI in pickup line at charter school Villages News ↗