Follow along our silliest segment of the week with these videos, mugshots, and other visual aids.

Best of the Police Blotter: A Hole in One Lands this Villager in the Hole | 8.11.23 – The Howie Carr Show Hour 3

Road Rage Suspect Spray Paints Victim’s Face White Before Having Can Turned On Him [PHOTOS] | GREG WEHNER – Fox News

87-Year-Old Woman Fights Off Intruder, Then Feeds Him Because He Was Hungry | BILL CALLUCCIO – iHeart

Atlanta Popeyes Workers “Violently” Attacked Customer in the Drive-Thru After She Attempted to Correct Her Order | LANDON MION – Fox News

“Enjoying Their Freedom:” Flock of 91 Sheep Go on the Lam in Gardiner | BRAD ROGERS – WGME

While the instances remain rare, we love when Gutenberg enthusiasts send in stories the old fashioned way. Here’s one submission:

Maine Man Finds 3 Snakes Slithering in His Car | NATIONAL DESK – WJAR

I present to you, our winners! If one of these was your submission, you win a Go Woke, Go Broke t-shirt.

Burglar Takes Break from Robbing Home to Cozy Up with Overly Friendly Family Dog: “I Love You, Too” [VIDEO] | EMMA COLTON – The New York

Hole-in-One Leads to 75-Year-Old’s Arrest on Manslaughter Charges in The Villages [MUGSHOT] | TOBIE NELL PERKINS – First Coast News