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Runners-up do not win a prize, but they were still funny enough to be featured:
Teacher busted after students find her meth at family fun night [MUGSHOT] | CHRISTINA COULTER – Fox News
Woman steals street sweeper, leads deputies on wild pursuit [VIDEO] | Fox 35 News
Florida man hides gator in garage, said he didn’t want someone to eat it [GATOR PICS] | SARA FILIPS – WFLA News
Accused Altar Desecrator Being Sought [MUGSHOT] | LAURA MINIARD – The Smoking Gun
Slippery character in banana costume arrested for public urination in Key West [BANANA MUGSHOT] | YARON STEINBUCH – The New York Post
Behold, the winners of this week’s Police Blotter Fax!