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Driver sleeping behind wheel bursts into song when deputy wakes him, Florida cops say – The Sun News

Man riding uninsured Harley-Davidson nabbed with open bottle of Fireball – The Villages

Wanted man walks past Florida cops dressed as woman, report says. They weren’t fooled – The Forth Worth Star- Telegram

Black Baltimore high school athletics director is charged ‘with using AI to create fake racist rant he then blamed on white principal’ – The Daily Mail

Village of St. Johns woman arrested in theft of plants and paper towels – The Villages

Cops: Man Found With 25,000 Bags Of Heroin – The Smoking Gun

Woman Busted For Seeking Threesome – The Smoking Gun