Police Blotter Fax Friday – 10.17.25

She saw a car-sized object above a Texas farm and found a wayward hunk of NASA equipment – Associated Press

VIDEO: Ohio police officers chase inflatable pumpkin – WCVB

Man Strangled Victim, Urinated In Cop Car, Tried To Bite Officers, Milford Police Say – Connecticut Patch

Naked Florida man terrorizes neighborhood — and locals say he’s lucky he wasn’t shot – New York Post

Naked Florida woman accused of battery punches firefighter trying to get her to cover up: PCSO – FOX 13 Tampa Bay

Habitual Traffic Offender Goes Berserk on Cop Outside Charter School, Bites Officer — Bystanders Also Arrested Under Florida’s New ‘Halo Law’ – Gateway Pundit

Pants-less intruder rubs feces on furniture while prowling Michigan home for 4+ hours – FOX 2 Detroit

Dairy Queen Blizzard Helped End Armed Standoff In Washington State – The Smoking Gun