Police Blotter Fax Friday – 8.28.26

By Howie Carr Show Staff on August 28, 2026

Tulsa cops hunting ‘serial defecator’ wearing thong, mask and shower cap who terrorized local businesses – New York Post

Speeding woman on cocaine kills drunk driver high on meth in North Las Vegas, police say – KLAS

Doctor shares PSA after waking up to a bat trying to ‘burrow’ into her mouth – New York Post

Florida woman claims cocaine found in her butt after arrest must’ve been from ‘intimate encounter’ – New York Post

Marmots Are Terrorizing California Hikers and Stealing Their Shoes – Wall Street Journal

Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera disturbs Texas family: ‘Vulgar and completely unacceptable’ – New York Post

Cops: Carhop Exposed Self To Fast Food Patron – The Smoking Gun

Middleton mom loses license after DUI in pickup line at charter school – Villages News