Burger King employee says customer pulled gun on him because price was too low – Damon Maloney, News 5 Cleveland

Woman Gets 15 Months In Prison For Naked Rampage, Public Pleasure Session – The Smoking Gun

Villager with DUIs in New Jersey arrested in golf cart at Winn-Dixie – The Villages – News

Porch pirate disguised as trash bag caught on video stealing packages from home – NYPOST, Melissa Koenig

Man Arrested For Easter Bible Belting Of Walgreens Worker, Cops Say – The Smoking Gun

Man pleads guilty to theft of solid gold toilet worth $6 million from Blenheim Palace – CNN, Lianne Kolirin

Watch woman go absolutely nuts as she’s dragged off Spirit Airlines flight in cartoonish meltdown – NYPOST, Jesse O’Neill