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FILE - In this July 25, 2016 file photo, Donna Brazile, interim chair of the Democratic National Committee, appears on the floor of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. CNN says it is "completely uncomfortable" to learn through WikiLeaks that Brazile had contacted the Clinton campaign ahead of time about a question that would be posed during a presidential primary town hall last March in Flint, Mich. CNN announced Monday, Oct. 31, that it had accepted Brazile's resignation as a contributor two weeks ago. Her deal had been suspended in July when she became interim head of the Democratic National Committee. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya, File)

I would like to make a suggestion. Let’s get Hillary and Donna in the same room and ask them who is lying. No more separate late night interviews on Fox and NBC. No more tweets and excerpts and denials and backtracking. We need Donna “Respeck” Brazile and Hillary “Hot Sauce” Clinton to have it out. Clear the air.

It will be tricky. After all, Hillary is at the George Costanza level of lying where she might actually be convinced she is telling the truth. Check her out on Seth Meyers last night. She has NO idea what Donna is even referring to.

And Brazile is like a thief in the night, in the sense that she stumbles around aimlessly and is always looking for a bag of cash.

Her appearance on Tucker was exceptionally incoherent and hard to follow. On the one hand, she admits to giving Hillary debate questions but then turns around and defends her decision by admitting to giving other candidates questions too? If two wrongs don’t make a right, how about three or four?

Tucker can’t keep a straight face when she claims it was to prevent the candidates from feeling “blindsided”. How kind of you Donna. You really are the people’s champion. Excuse me while I join Tucker and laugh in your face.

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She accused Hillary of rigging the election in HER own book, but then on The View denied it.

If you look up “giving someone the run-around” there will be a picture of a bewildered Donna Brazile looking straight back at you. The definition might also make mention of some of Brazile’s favorite deflections including but not limited to: being a Christian, being an older black woman, being a straight shooter.

Here is the crux of the matter. Going up against the Clintons is like coloring your hair for the first time. There is no turning back. Oh trust me you can try. But alas, you will never get back to your original pre-treated shade of blonde. You have entered a new stage of your life and it is going to be costly so you better be ready to pay.

Brazile is not handling her Hillary “up-keep” well. She is wavering, quoting Michelle Obama and shooting her own book’s credibility in the foot. She is in no man’s land. Her roots are growing in and those highlights she paid an arm and a leg for? Well, they are growing out.

It is time to double down and she is regretting her decision big time. TOO LATE DONNA. You’ve made yourself enemies in the Clinton camp but by brushing off the Dems who are standing by you (Lizzy Warren) you are leaving yourself unguarded on all sides.

I do not envy you Donna. But dammit girl, you’ve got to put your money where your mouth is. And definitely hire a top-notch security team because the Clintons are not known for playing nice.

In the words of Aretha Franklin,

R- E – S – P- E – C – K.

Find yourself a hideaway!

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