There are few things that bring Howie more joy than bringing chinese food chicken fingers back to his pugs, chastising me for throwing out empty cans of seltzer water and lastly talking about tearing apart Michelle Obama’s vegetable garden.
But unfortunately for the Emperor of Hate, it seems this will forever remain a dream.
First Lady Melania Trump has announced she will keep the garden according to Trump’s senior advisor, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff.
In a statement of CNN Winston said, “As a mother and as the First Lady of this country, Mrs. Trump is committed to the preservation and continuation of the White House Gardens, specifically the First Lady’s Kitchen Garden and the Rose Garden.”
Live look at Howie’s reaction upon hearing the news:
Not a big garden girl myself but hey, nothing wrong with having some fresh carrots whenever you need them.
I’m sure this will be pretty devastating for HLC so I’m probably going to try to hold off telling him the news until around the same time Boston Blackie has a marathon running.