Biden’s ‘blob-sled’ run to the bottom

It’s time for Weekend at Biden’s, and as usual we are faced with a cornucopia of incoherence from the 46th president of the United States, Dementia Joe Biden.

Just in the last couple of days, the president also known as Brandon welcomed the U.S. Olympic team to the White House, including the winner of what he described as the “blob-sled” competition.

He also reminisced about how his wife Jill had such a wonderful time at the games in “Tokyo,” although they were in fact held in Peiping.

Brandon has been so very busy. He talked about Islam’s holy book – the “Quorum,” as he called it. He made his remarks in the context of denouncing “Islamic-phoblia.”

At the White House, he introduced the commissioner of the NHL, Gary Bettman, as “Gary Batman.”

As always, all dialogue guaranteed verbatim.

Dementia Joe is deeply concerned about the Ukrainian border and the Russian invasion. Our own border being breached by untold numbers of criminal, fentanyl-bearing, disease-ridden gangbanging undocumented Democrats — that’s a good thing, according to Biden’s caregivers

Biden spoke about what America did before the invasion of Ukraine.

“Before Russia attacked, we made sure Russia had Javelins and other weapons to strengthen the defense of Ukraine.”

He stated that the U.S. gave missiles to Russia? Where are state-run media’s fact-checkers when you need them?

“Just a few days ago the Wall Street Journal quoted a young Hungarian fighter saying and I quote ‘Without the Javelins it would have been hard to stop the enemy pushing ahead’ end of quote.”

Actually, that’s some very fake news. The Journal quoted a Ukrainian fighter, not a Hungarian. The last time the Hungarians fought the Russians was in 1956. They lost. Will Brandon now be cancelled on social media for spreading the Big Lie?

Where is the new Democrat dominatrix of disinformation, Nina Jankowicz, when you need her?

You may have noticed some confusion lately over gender. As with every other subject, the question of sexual orientation flummoxes Dementia Joe, or as he identified himself once recently, “Joan Joe Biden.”

At another event, he began, “My name’s Joe Biden. Please sit down. I’m Jill’s husband and Naomi Biden’s grandson father.”

At another photo op, he mentioned a conversation he had with one of the next Supreme Court justice’s daughters.

“I’m gonna tell you what Talia said. I said to Talia it’s hard being the daughter the son of a famous person. I said imagine what it’s like being president. He said she said she may be.” (Laughter.) “I couldn’t agree more.”

Can we quote you on that, Mr. President?

There are recurring themes to his demented babbling. He has a story about parents having to drive to a McDonald’s “so their kid can do their homework over on the line on line.”

On another recent occasion, the parent drove to McDonald’s “to connect to an Internet.”

Biden can’t read from the teleprompter. In recent days, he mispronounced dictator as “dixhater.” Domestic supply chain was read as democratic supply chain. Overseas became “overseers,” increase was rendered “ingrease.”

With Brandon, chaos is “crayos,” prescription is “precription.” He confuses “subsidizes” with “subsidies.” Price hike comes out “price rike.” Profits is pronounced “proppets.”

He referred to the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers — the IBEW — as the IEBW. ATF — Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms — was mangled to AFT.

His far-left handlers are still fantasizing about hammering what’s left of the working classes with trillions in new taxes for illegals and deadbeats. Brandon is loving the very idea of his new mega-tax hike.

“It would add, it it would, and I would add nobody making less than 4 — you’re tired of hearing me say it — but no one making less than 400,000 a year would pay a single penny more in federal taxes.”

Just in case you didn’t get the message, he repeated that no one in the middle classes “will pay a many penny more in taxes.”

Some more of Brandon’s greatest recent hits:

“Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitute being sued. Come on!”

“Last year as I said we cut the deficit by more than 350 thousand billion dollars.”

“There’s about 315 such bridges in Maine. Many of these are fast track fast less travelled bridges that are essential to small towns and rural areas.”

“A pree fress is not the enemy of the people.”

“There have not been many of the senators from Delaware. It’s a small state. As a matter of fact, there has never been one.”

“I was in the foot him to put excuse me in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping traveling with him and as we traveled 17,000 miles when I was vice president I don’t know that for a fact.”

“Who know, first hand, Mom and Dad, the indigany of Jim Crow.”

“I had a meeting with the heads of state of four allies in NATO, France, Germany uh the United States and uh and uh uh Great Britain.”

“Just imagine if in fact Europe didn’t have to count on Russian oil if they were energy independent it would change the nature of so much.”

“We’re building a recovery werther worthy of American wortkers strong and resilient.”

“This is the time not the time to sit on record profits.”

“We’re going to seize their yachts, their luxury homes and other ill-begotten gains of Putin’s kleptoc — yeah — kleptocracy and klep — the guys who are the kleptocracies.”

As senile as he is, you’d think that “kleptocracy” would be one word that a career kleptocrat like Dementia Joe could pronounce.

But if you thought that, then you don’t know Brandon.

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