Now it can be told! The story behind the headlines!
Have you noticed how the subject of so much national political news these days seems to be lifted from the typical trailer of an old Fifties black-and-white movie about recent current events?
Coming soon, to a theater near you! It’s the blockbuster story that couldn’t be told… until they lost the election! Now it’s every agitprop Democrat outlet for itself.
Regime-controlled media are desperately trying to make up for years of lying to protect The Party. To save what little remains of their credibility, they’ve decided to finally tell the truth.
Well, up to a point….
Here are some of the things the American people have been informed of in recent weeks by state-run media. Until a few weeks ago everything below was branded as “misinformation” and if mentioned, would get you banned or at least shunned on social media.
If you brought up any of these facts, you were instantly denounced as a white supremacist or a stooge of “Faux News.” But that was then and this is now.
On CNN and MSNBC, this is all considered BREAKING NEWS:
Actually Joe Biden was not, in fact, “sharp as a tack.”
Hunter Biden’s laptop was real, not “Russian disinformation.”
Hunter Biden was pardoned, despite his father’s repeated angry assertions that he would do no such thing.
Inflation turned out to be not so “transitory.”
How about: “US added 818,000 fewer jobs than previously reported.”
Upon further reflection, Donald J. Trump is not a fascist.
Correction: Kamala Harris was indeed the “border czar.”
The polar ice cap is not melting, and neither Manhattan nor Miami has been flooded by rising sea levels caused by global warming.
Contrary to a million fake headlines, the Inflation Reduction Act in reality ignited the worst inflation in a half-century – those “17 Nobel laureates in economics” who said otherwise were in fact either lying, had no clue what they were talking about or were Democrats, or most likely all the above.
Despite what Joe Biden and his amen chorus in state-run media told you, he did help his son reap millions in dirty money from the Red Chinese.
And now it turns out that a Deep State agency (the National Archives) had evidence of same, but refused to release the incriminating photographs until after the election was lost.
It also turns out that the CIA tried to suppress the fact that those same Red Chinese created the COVID virus that enabled the Democrats to install a dementia patient as president.
US intelligence knew of the Reds’ plot with some degree of certainty as early as 2021 but forbade any disclosure by other agencies and then stonewalled all Congressional attempts to get to the bottom of the scandal.
In other words, US “intelligence” covered for the Red Chinese.
Now the story can be told! The story behind the headlines!
And the networks and pinko papers wonder why their ratings and circulations have cratered. Is there anything they’ve told the truth about over the last eight years?
Consider homelessness. Remember, it’s never a problem unless Republicans are in power. But now that the Democrats have been ejected from office, we get this headline from the RINO Wall Street Journal:
“Homeless Number Soars/ The rise is fueled by several factors.”
Namely, illegal aliens getting free housing, not to mention every other kind of welfare, with US citizens evicted and ending up on the streets.
“A record estimate of 771,480 people were homeless in the US in 2024, an 18% increase from a year earlier.”
Now they tell us!
Of course, everyone who was paying attention knows that 99% of the media have been lying to us 24/7.
It’s no different, really, from the old Soviet Union. As a novelist named Elena Gorokhova pointed out of the old Kremlin regime, and which also applies to our own apparatchik class:
“The rules are simple: They lie to us, we know they’re lying, they know we know they’re lying, but they keep lying anyway, and we keep pretending to believe them.”
Or did, anyway, until Nov. 5.
It’s not easy, glasnost. Coming clean is like getting sober. It’s a one-day-at-a-time thing. Consider the Muslim terror attack in New Orleans on New Year’s Day. Perhaps the ISIS flag in the death truck should have been a clue to the super sleuths in the Democrat-controlled FBI.
But no, Christopher Wray has given the G-men their marching orders. Truth is verboten, at least if the persons of interest are either Muslim or transgender.
The mayor of New Orleans (who has her own problems) figured out that it was a terrorist attack and announced it at a press conference.
But an hour later, the wrinkly Granny Clampett-lookalike New Orleans police commissioner introduced someone from the New Orleans FBI office who was wearing a nose ring, Alethea Duncan.
“This is not a terrorist event,” the latest DEI poster gal announced of the event, as they called it.
So, Alethea, it must have been yet another lone wolf, right? His motives may never be known. The G-men are baffled.
“What it is right now is there are improvised explosive devices that was found.”
Nice grammar. Has anyone ever seen Nose Ring and KJP in the same room?
The box office for these kinds of tragically incompetent Biden-era clown shows has collapsed. The Ministry of Truth can’t prop them up any longer, which is why they’re doing the glasnost thing now. Too late!
Coming attraction: “MAGA 2: Back from the Abyss.”
Opening wide Jan. 20.