Spray-Painted Squirrels and Bus-Riding Rats: Police Blotter Fax Friday

Thief steals more than $39K worth of merchandise from Target stores across Southern California: police

Local singer arrested after caught behind wheel of BMW – The Villages

DUI Girl Gets Busted By Her Friend-Zoned Guy – Yahoo, Steven Sykes

Police chief fired after twice asking captain’s wife for nude photos on Snapchat – NY Post, Nicholas McEntyre

NY man arrested for allegedly spray-painting squirrels red after trapping them – 4 NBC News

Man Charged After Parking Stolen Car To Urinate At Vernon PD: Cops– Patch, Chris Dehnel

Man arrested after ‘harassing’ MBTA passengers with two rats – Boston Herald, Gayla Cawley

Chilling video shows moment Baltimore cops seeking naked suspect shoot machete-wielding maniac – NY Post, Yaron Steinbuch

Skid loader driver goes on wild rampage, accused of attacking officer, damaging cars – NY Post, Jesse O’Neill

Villager with three N.Y. DUIs gets break after golf cart drunk driving arrest – The Villages

Urine Big Trouble Now, Florida Woman – The Smoking Gun