The. Worst. President. Ever.
When do you think they’ll let Dementia Joe know that he’s officially dropped out?
Who could have ever imagined that Biden would be dumped before Bob Menendez?
The Deep State has been telling us for four years about those 81 million ballots, er votes, that he got. But now his own comrades throw him under the bus like he’s… Andrew Cuomo or Sam Brinton.
For once, Obama was right: “Never underestimate Joe’s ability to [expletive] things up.”
It’s hard to know who’s going to need grief counselors more: the mullahs in Tehran, the greed-crazed oligarchs in Ukraine, or the Red Chinese butchers.
Quick, someone grab KJP’s belt and shoelaces. She’s going the way of Claudine Gay, for sure.
National Panhandler Radio has begun playing an endless loop of the Funeral March, like Radio Moscow when Joe Stalin stopped breathing in 1953. It’s what the apparatchiks do.
The biggest difference between Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden was that Carter was at least trying to do the right thing by the United States of America.
Everything Biden’s handlers conspired to accomplish was designed to subvert not just American society, but western civilization in general.
And in the end, Biden thanked, but initially didn’t endorse Kamala Harris, who we will be told endlessly is the absolute most amazing, talented person in the history of the world.
But that first tweet was quickly followed another one, sort of endorsing her. Typical Biden. I guess he wanted to finish watching The Beverly Hillbillies marathon on MeTV before the Gilligan’s Island binge began.
Now the Ministry of Truth will instantly make Biden into a non-person, the way the Democrats always do. Remember LBJ? Me neither.
Just yesterday, the New York Times was running a story about how shocked, shocked Obama was at Joe’s senility at the big fundraiser out in LA last month. Everyone saw the video of Barry leading Dementia Joe off the stage.
But the next day, after the big-money time, the Times and the rest of state-run media were telling us that any video of Joe looking like Joe were “cheap fakes” by the insurrectionists.
But now, we are told by American Pravda, it was true all along, Brandon really is senile. Totally non compos mentis. Pay no attention to all those slobbering puff pieces about “Socratic dialogues” in the Oval Office and how he’s “more cogent than ever,” as Joe Scarborough put it.
At the end, Biden was a lot like Macbeth in Act V:
“Those he commands move only in command/Nothing in love./ Now does he feel his title/Hang loose around him, like a giant’s robe/Upon a dwarfish thief.”
A dwarfish thief indeed. Even if he was getting 10 percent… for the Big Guy.
Did you notice how bad he looked when he was out in Vegas last week, right before he came down with that very convenient diagnosis of COVID.
Bent over, shuffling his feet, he doddered out of the kitchen in that Mexican restaurant hanging on for dear life to the older woman, who towered over him. (He used to be six feet tall.)
Then, as he stumbled through the swinging door into the dining room, he almost lunged at another woman, trying to keep from falling down.
It was almost as if someone had cut off the supply of whatever drug was keeping him almost sentient.
Once again, Donald J. Trump has performed a heroic service for our nation. Had it not been for the debate last month, there’s a chance Biden would have gotten a chance to finish off the country once and for all.
Last week, there were stories about how “the powerful political clan” was hanging in there, vowing to avenge this lese majeste. Give me a break. Biden never could have succeeded anywhere but in a rotten borough like Delaware.
A clan has to have multiple members. All Biden had were his grifting, booze bag brothers and his crackhead bagman son.
Joe, don’t stop with a pardon for Hunter. Write one for yourself, and Jim, and Frank, and maybe even Corn Pop, not to mention Mouse.
I heard Joe was asking Dr. Jill if he could stay up late tonight. MeTV is running the Best of Ed Sullivan at 10, and Ed’s guests include not only Woody Herman and Tom Jones, but also Shelley Berman.
Mr. President, that’s a little past your bedtime, but this is a very big day after all.
Do you know what today is, Mr. President?
It’s National Ice Cream Day.
You can’t make this stuff up. What did Gerald Ford once say? “It’s the end of our long national nightmare.”
Maybe not the end, but with any luck, the beginning of the end.
The. Worst. President. Ever.